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more about #catalogs Tart of Darkness: Outfit #3 is very very cute. There's no age at which I have had the body to wear it, but I still find it charming. more » Tart of Darkness: "One is the loneliest number… I tried to cry into my poncho, but I stabbed myself in the eye with a stud." And so I sentenced myself to wear the Go... more » hauteartist: I don't understand the beef UO & free people get from the readers of jezebel. They're both brands for young girls in high school and early college, i... more » angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: This stuff is so cute in the catalog, but kinda fug in person. Booooooooo. more » Jack_Burton: FK OU! They moved into Mill in Tempe and tried to turn it into the Santa Monica Promanade. Rent went up and killed off all the live-music venues that ... more » BytheSea: Ugh. Too short, high wasted, stupid looking frills. It's alla very immature look, like the girls never stopped wearing their 5th grade wardrobe. I'd l... more » msridiculous447: I want to love UO, but I really just hate it. Nothing fits me (I'm an hourglass size 4/6, it shouldn't be THAT hard) and everything has Forever21 qua... more » Scoithniamh: My absolute favorite thing about Urban Outfitters (and Anthropologie's): their website has reviews of all the clothing. I think that's a wonderful id... more » bobella12: Slanket is definitely the worst of the combo words. It's even worse than cankle. more » Maggita: I always think a slanket should be a blanket cum slinky, and I am always disappointed. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: #s 7 and 8. All the way. When I started receiving UO catalogs, I was really unimpressed, but lately I've had some lusty feelings toward a few of their... more » HannahBethD: How much is the pink ruffle skirt in #8? Because I got in black from Target and it was only $17. more » femme-bot: I might need 3 and 7 more » LBB: The first picture reminds me of the morning-after-the-party scene in 200 Cigarettes. The subsequent pictures remind me that I can't wear anything UO ... more » PaigeTurner: I couldn't figure why they all look so lonely and glum. But #6 clued me in. She is wearing a dunce cap, obviously all these ladies are in vintage dete... more » LAmonkeygirl: Does that mean, Dodai, that you find the cheetah-print anklet socks acceptable? Because I, for one, do not. more » Mary McCarthyite: The red shoes with the sheer leopard anklet thingies are pretty fug in No. 11. And No. 6 makes me think of the lyrics to "Tears of a Clown." more » Tchotchke: The polka dot dress is cute. However, I tried it on and if you have boobs of a notable size, take heed: the polka dot pattern creates an optical illus... more » sweetypie4now: I'm not sure I get it. Are these pear's so amazing that they're worth this cost and express air delivery? Can't I go buy one in the store?? I feel ... more » coolcooldame: Forget about teams pie or cake. I am team cheesecake. I'm aware it has cake in the title but I've never considered this delicate treat, cake because ... more » -
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Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of One
There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself.
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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More » -
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Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69
California dreamin'… on such a winter's day! Let's play Summer Of Love! Let's dress like Janis and listen to Jimi! Let's pretend the '70s, '80s, '90s and '00s never happened! Let's pretend $78 is a fair price for frayed shorts!
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Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats
Let's sing the praises of two pet catalogs — Doctors Fosters & Smith and Fetchdog: Jingle bells, my cat smells, my dog is not too bright… Oh what fun it is to shop for pet products tonight!
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Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
You see, Mr. Claus, I think we should talk about it.
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In The Internet Age, Does Anyone Still Like Catalogs?
…Besides me, of course? Greg Beato wrote a piece for Reason titled, "Where The Consumer Is King: In Praise Of Mail-Order Catalogs." He writes, "It seems that old-fashioned mail-order catalogs will soon be as extinct as the PalmPilot." Sad! More » -
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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More » -
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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below.
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Dean & Deluca Thanksgiving: Mouth-Watering, Wallet-Emptying
Team Turkey, Team Cake, Team Pie: There's something here for all of you! If you brought your credit card, that is.
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Lilly's Kids: What's Christmas Without Reinforcing Gender Stereotypes?
There are many lessons to be learned in the Lilly's Kids Holiday catalog, with stuff for kids ages 2 and up! For instance: Some toys/jobs are for girls, while other toys/jobs are for boys.
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Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump.
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Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog
A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
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Translating The J. Peterman Catalog (Again)
It's not just a Seinfeld joke: The J. Peterman catalog exists, and it's still in the business of attempting to shill clothes by evoking mystery and telling romantic tales.
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Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again
The latest Urban Outfitters catalog is like a blast from the past. But instead of pretty, mythic Joan-from-Mad Men-retro, the clothes inside are a vivid acid (wash) flashback — a living nightmare starring some of my worst '90s fashion moments.
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Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need.
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11 New Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
Christmas is here! Well, not here. But in mailboxes: The new Bronner's catalog has arrived, and some of the ornaments inside really embody the meaning of the holiday. If the holiday is about hanging strange things on a dead evergreen.
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October At J. Crew: Pretty, Preppy, Preposterous
Yet another J. Crew catalog has materialized in the mailbox, bringing cozy visions of for fall. That is: If you're thin. And small-breasted. And don't mind looking a wee bit wacky at times.
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J.Crew's Ovary-Busting Child Models Should Come With A Warning
Tucked inside the September J. Crew catalog are a few pages of Crewcuts, the childrens' stuff. Most of the time I don't even like kids! (I think babysat too much.) But these kids are just. So. Damn. Cute.
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Free People: Winning Us Over With Cute, Cuddly Critters
Free People has given us many different styles: Hideous, overpriced thrift store; Iron Curtain; crafty, crocheted crap and Darjeeling Limited chic. And we hated them all! But photographing models with dogs and cats from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society? Smart!
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