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more about #caseyjohnson Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » History Major: A woman who slept with another womans husband repeatedly over the course of many years is worried about her reputation as being mistaken for a hooker?... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » GGobsessed: Maybe i've been in some kind of pop culture cave-world, but I could've sworn Tila Tequila had a boyfriend. Like, when her show ended, people were talk... more » BetteD: You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it. more » kookla: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so t... more » cand86: I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now El... more » pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: So, Jezebels: anyone here who will admit they've slept with Tiger? Because the way that list has grown, seems to increase the odds that someone in our... more » -
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The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
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Kate Winslet's Awards Season Competition: Kate Winslet
- It's going to be Kate Winslet vs. Kate Winslet at the Bafta awards. [Guardian]
- And! Winslet is on the February cover of In Style. [The Life Files]
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Domestic Violence?
- Has the fighting between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned physical? Yes, according to Star.
