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more about #carrieunderwood more comments → gangey: I clicked through to the ear-candling video because I've been curious about the process ever since I worked at a Wild Oats. Huh. Looks exactly like yo... more » t-yo3: If Jay-Z has really changed his name to Shawn Knowles-Carter (as opposed to just B changing hers), then my liking for him has just increased astronomi... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: dear carrie underwood, first of all, best wishes for your engagement. now, I know you are somewhat traditional, but I just wanted to ask you as a fri... more » alwayswrite: "New Zealand TV host Paul Henry, who said Susan Boyle was "starved of oxygen at birth" and "she is in fact retarded," has apologized saying, 'I am sor... more » Penny: Drugs are an easy way to keep weight off and your energy up. I wish it were not so, but it's true. I can honestly say that if I were in film for wha... more » la.donna.pietra: I remember when the original Supergirl movie came out. My mom had given me some sort of promotional magazine with Helen Slater on the cover, and I wa... more » Scout: some "friends" of Brittany. gah. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Entertainer of the year? I'm sure that Taylor Swift is a great person, but has anybody else heard her try to sing live? It ain't pretty. It's not so m... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: ::reads comments:: So I guess I'm the only one more disturbed by her obviously shellacked underarms, eh? more » Alys Brangwin has a huge talent: This photo just makes me wonder if they waxed her armpits, or hair that might have shown up on camera was also airbrushed out. more » lafleur: That's your problem right there. more » Crackers in Bed: I have a subscription to Self that was gifted to me by my mother last year, and I usually just toss it straight into the recycling bin, or bring it to... more » mommy_dearest: Oh, this is terrible, but the space they added in kind of looks like a tampon string to me. more » badmutha: And in addition, may I say that I dislike Self magazine so much for all of its crap, I almost feel the need to turn them around at newsstands. more » quatrevingtquatre: I don't understand the people who are doing the photoshopping. Her legs do not look real, but additionally, they don't match the rest of her body. If ... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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#photoshopofhorrors
Carrie Underwood: Photoshop Victim?
Perhaps I'm just trained to look for weird Photoshop errors, especially in Self magazine, a publication that supports and defends the use of Photoshop, but there's something a bit...off about Carrie Underwood's legs in this picture, right? [Just Jared] More » -
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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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#goodbadugly
American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbagafterdark
John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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#dirtbag
Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
- Chris Martin was reportedly spotted kissing Kate Bosworth, a friend of his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. An eyewitness reports, "At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate..."
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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#goodbadugly
OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!
The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, was the place to be last night. Let's just put it this way: everyone was there. And most of them looked deliciously awful. More » -
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Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#ragtrade
Supermodel Stays In Style Without Men; Sasha & Malia Take Topshop
- Helena Christensen told InStyle magazine that she's never lived with a man — although she was actually married for five years. [Daily Mail]
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#loldogs
Celebs And Their Dogs, LOL Style
We found a 2009 promotional calendar featuring celebrities and their dogs. The dogs spoke to us. More » -
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Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer
Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More »
