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more about #carriefisher more comments → sebluver: So no one in Hollywood knows what a tomboy actually is, right? I'm not saying there's a set definition, but when Paris Hilton is convinced she's a tom... more » BlondeGoddess: Cate Blanchett and I have something in common! Actually, that's why I only vacuum every once in a while -- so there's more of the satisfying noise of ... more » Athenia: I don't understand Tiger! If you love the ladies, why did you get married? more » Lachaise: As an army brat who spent the first fifteen years of her life on military bases, I am somewhat suspicious of Megan Fox's statement. She's clearly neve... more » BowlingForDollars: There ain't no way Elin Woods dragged Tiger across three rows of seats and out the back window. It was shattered before he ever took off, because s... more » foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots: I'm not quite sure what I am trying to say here, but I am interested in the fact that the athlete involved in this story is a golfer. Most athletes ar... more » LaComtesse: Per Paris Hilton-- Mr. LaComtesse (who went to HS with her for a bit): Yeah, you played hockey. You were terrible at it. It was a joke. [www.wnd.com] more » Myrna_Minkoff: Kevin Federline is growing on me. The endtimes must be nigh. more » LaComtesse: Per Patrick Swayze: AWESOME. And Arabians are such amazing horses for children, too. They're usually pretty small (many not much bigger than large pon... more » Pandorasvoicebox: I don't believe the "smashed the back window to drag him out" story. How the heck do you drag out a 200+ pound, unconscious athlete from the driver's ... more » Highsmith: I can't help but picturing Blanchett wearing Givenchy & clutching an Oscar while quietly humming to herself & vacuuming. more » SomeAuthorGirl: I want to believe that Zachary Quinto would be safe from being rabidly chased down the street by me. I'm 99% sure it would be the case, yet I can't t... more » sayah: "But the description of my character is, from the first page on, completely ridiculous." Man, now I want to heart RPatz! more » sybann: I can't admire publications that take what's said in interviews on late night television and pretend they have an exclusive (Carrie Fisher). more » Snowbunny: While I agree with Cate Blanchette about how good the sound feels, I feel disgusting after because I was living in crunchy filth and didn't vacuum unt... more » -
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
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Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday! More » -
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Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
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Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More » -
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Pimp My Dressing Room
When stars slum it on Broadway, apparently they make their dressing rooms ridiculous, according to the Wall Street Journal: More » -
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Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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Tracy Morgan Is Now On Twitter!
Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter is about to get way funnier now that Tracy Morgan signed up, Miley Cyrus deleted her account per a boy's request, and Martha Stewart just got two of the cutest kittens ever. More » -
#dirtbag
Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology
- Heidi Klum is changing her name to Heidi Samuel! Did you know that her husband's real name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel? Short and sweet. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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#rollmodels
Carrie Fisher Is A National Treasure
Carrie Fisher owns her tragicomic life like no other public figure I can think of.
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Jay-Z Defends Kanye; Second Lohan Robbery Suspect Found On Facebook
- Jay-Z is one of the few people still on Team Kanye after the VMA incident. "I think it was rude but the way they're treating him..." says Jay-Z. "He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody..."
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#criticalmass
Sorority Row: Tedious, Unintentionally Horrifying
The studio behind Sorority Row, the horror movie featuring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, and Carrie Fisher, didn't show the film to critics. Is it possible they didn't want audiences to know the sisters are racist and advocate "roofie sex"? More » -
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Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row
The premiere ofGratuitous RemakeSorority Row at ArcLight Hollywood brought out a lot of starlets in various odd guises, and Rumer Willis looked amazing. But you don't have to take my word for it: More » -
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Michael's Burial Place Unknown; Justin Timberlake Writing A Book
- Michael Jackson won't be buried at Forest Lawn cemetery, and police sources say his body isn't going to Neverland either. Every other L.A. area cemetery denies he's headed to their facility too.
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#britneyspears
Can Mentally Unstable Celebrities Make Us Sane?
Is it possible that watching Britney Spears shave her head, spill Snapple on herself and accidentally show the world her areola can be helpful to mankind? Yes. This is according to a new blog, Celebrity Psychings, whose founder, John M. Grohol explains:
