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more about #carriebradshaw Dancingfrog: If they're going to photoshop a poster this much, why not just hire a brilliant painter in the first place to paint a portrait of Carrie? Then it wou... more » Island of Misfit Toys: Is this even a photo? It looks ljke a very realistic drawing/cartoon. more » redparchment: Sex and the City . . . IN SPACE more » clochette: "Carrie On?" I really, really hope that the British PR people advise them against using that tagline in the UK. I'm assuming, by its appearance here,... more » JennaW: With all the lens flares, it looks more like Star Trek 2 -- which I'd kind of love to see what JJ Abrams would do with this poster as his starting point. more » Superrrdupa: Sorry guys, but I'm that person that will see this movie and be excited about it no matter what. I know, I know. I want to hate myself, but there's ... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'll say it..... I kind of like it. Plus the desert shades could be symbolic of her.... love life or social life or something (OK, I'm reaching) but I... more » Newsgirl: So... a giant, floursecent-lit, sequened number 2 doesn't follow you guys around everywhere you go? Weird. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: This one sheet tells me nothing about the movie. Nothing. FAIL more » DaisyGamble: Dubai? I am totally stumped about this and don't know what to make of it. Also, is "Carrie On" part of the movie title? really? CARRIE ON? killing me ... more » Penny: I just remember seeing her wearing that dress when they started filming and thinking it looked reeeeaally comfortable. more » femme-bot: Dubai? Hasn't Dubai been over for a while now? more » Triana Orpheus: To be honest the poster looks as bad as I expect the movie to be. more » boobookitteh: Ha! And you thought the 'Electic Boogaloo' was a joke! I now have a mash up of Xanadu and Rock the Casbah in my head. more » Adora Belle Dearheart: Wait, is she a 5 story tall monster capable of crushing people with her giant gold brick in this sequel? I'd watch that. more » Ipomoea: I'm sorry, did Kanye design this? The shades, the lights.... I just think "KANYE!!!!!" more » pinkcrickets: Remember when there was that fad for 80's movie posters to look deliberately like cartoons, like below... It reminds me of that, only it's not delibe... more » missing_piece: Xanadu 2? more » Tchotchke: "Sex and the City 2: It's like Chernobyl, but with more shoes." more » hydrogen_jukebox: I would actually go see this movie, if it were about sexy, bug-eyed cyborg women and the giant, glittering numerical figures that love them. As per t... more » -
#filmschooled
Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
Maybe, since the plot involves the ladies going to Dubai, it's supposed to look like a mirage? Thanks to the desert in her shades, I'll be humming "Rock The Casbah" for the rest of the day. [Buzzfeed] -
#scarysadshaws
Before They Were Stars
The cover of SATC prequel The Carrie Diaries has been revealed...and looks like Sprouse-style Vuitton. "Set during Carrie Bradshaw's high school years, the book details the budding fashionista's early relationships and how she began her career as a writer." [MSNBC] -
#economystupid
Layaway: The Unsexiest Thing In The Entire World
It made news when KMart reinstated what the Washington Post terms "that financial relic of the past," layaway. Because, as Real Housewife Kim would say (and she would!), "that's not cute." More » -
#pictureshow
"Secrets" From The Plot Of Sex And The City 2: Electric Boogaloo
Filming for the Sex And The City sequel began today, and if you take a ludicrously close look at pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker on the set, it's easy to see what's happening to her character!
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#breatheless
Vintage Commercials Show Smoking As A Feminist Act
The 1969 Virginia Slims commercials, embedded after the jump, focus on how women have "won" their rights, at last. This means they can smoke cigarettes "slimmer" than the "fat" cigarettes for men.
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#mousetraps
Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
It is hard to have faith that little girls living in America today will turn out okay when these items, being sold at Target, are so deeply and incredibly wrong. More » -
#ragtrade
Runway's In, Britney's Glam, And Topshop, Topshop, Topshop!!!!
- The good news: Runway is safe. The bad news: yup, it's on Lifetime. [AdAge]
- Britney Spears cuts a revealing figure in her new Candie's ad. Candie's: the last refuge of a scoundrel. [NYDN]
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#crapitalism
Strawberry Shortcake Gets The Sex In The City Treatment
Need a reason to bang your head on your desk today? A reader has sent in a pic of this Strawberry Shortcake puzzle, wherein the beloved character has been designed to resemble Carrie Bradshaw. More » -
#ragtrade
Dear Vivienne Westwood: SATC Probably Isn't That Into You
- Vivienne Westwood wants to write the sequel to the Sex and the City movie. Westwood, who critiqued Patricia Field's costumes, is "obsessed" and has allegedly contacted producers and SJP about the scenario. [Telegraph]
