Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #carolinekennedy more comments → angelheadedhipster: Can Mark Sanford's wife get one? Her super power would obviously be passive-aggressive awesomeness... more » morninggloria: I bet Tyra's pissed hers hasn't come out yet. more » Rare Affinity: One trend I would like to see over in the UK is a British woman of Barbara Walter's vintage with such a high profile role on UK t.v. Instead, women ar... more » taranwanderer: Having read the YA book Beastly, I'm kinda excited for the movie version. I'm not ashamed to admit it. more » heykoukla: "You learn so much that you would never be able to read in a book ... meeting people and hearing stories firsthand..." Is this Bash A Book week? First... more » Ipomoea: Nia Vardalos, here's the thing. I don't want to see a movie where someone ends up with super-hot John Corbett, because rumor has it he's not the brig... more » Devonna: I'd totally go see Beth Ditto's Gospel Super Group. That would be awesome. more » deitybox: Nia Vardalos, in what universe are you "average-looking"?? Seriously, she is HOT. more » stoprobbers: Good show, Ashlee. Good show! more » poires et poireaux: You know what, Caroline? I have a gay brother too, an I would cut a person for any sort of homophobic comments. Even "Uh-oh" moments like that are roo... more » onydchic: Wait wait.. there's a naked Ryan Reynolds in Proposal?! And I haven't seen this movie yet because?!?! more » ElleL: Anytime I read/see/hear anything about Terrance Howard I want to scream "baby wiiiipes"! more » ElleL: BI: Kirsten Dunst. Tangled Web? Spider Man reference, yo. more » tscheese: Which rehabbed starlet is back in the tangled web of getting drunk every night? Wait, so I'm a rehabbed starlet now? Goddamnit, when did that happen? ... more » rednrowdy: i would buy the album that beth ditto, susan boyle and the priests would record. more » -
#wonderwomen
"Female Force" Comics Will Feature Baba, Oprah
The "Female Force" comic book series mentioned earlier is still going strong. The Caroline Kennedy issue comes out this week and the publisher has announced comics about Barbara Walters and Oprah Winfrey will come out in the fall. [N.Y. Post] -
#dirtbag
Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
-
#opendoorpolicy
Obama And Caroline Kennedy Play Hide And Seek In Oval Office
To mark President Obama's first 100 days The White House released 292 photos, including the one at left, of Obama searching for the door in his desk that John F. Kennedy, Jr. famously peeked through. More » -
#heroines
"Female Force" Comic Books Feature "Influential" Women
We've written about this series before; now it features a non-American woman, Princess Diana. Coming in April: Michelle Obama. Past issues include Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, and, yes, Sarah Palin. Images after the jump. [Daily Mail] More » -
#wonderwomen
Sarah Palin And Hillary Clinton Are Comic Book Heroes
The American people can't get enough Sarah Palin, in comic book form at least. Bluewater Productions is releasing comics about women in politics and the Sarah Palin issue has already gone into a second printing. More » -
#fashionfunction
Armani's NY Times Blog Not Actually Written By Armani
The Times has an answer for anyone wondering exactly how involved Giorgio Armani is with the special fashion week column that's being posted under his name at their The Moment blog. More » -
#camelot
Please Stop Talking About Caroline Kennedy's Glass Ceiling
Two articles today ask whether Caroline Kennedy was the victim of double standards. Why yes, she was: the Camelot standard! More » -
-
#newsat10
Paterson To Appoint Gillibrand; Obamas Are Fisting Enthusiasts
New York Governor David Paterson is about to appoint Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, the right is obsessed with fisting and there's new evidence that racism isn't confined to the South. More » -
#newsat10
There Is More To Life Than Inaugural Parties (And Gay Orgies)
With the first celebrity concert of the inauguration over and a day of rest and MLK-inspired service upon us, there is plenty of time to reflect on Prop 8, Gaza, North Korea and tax cuts. More » -
#newsat10
Anna Wintour Is Not The Apple Of Obama's Eye
Anna Wintour is probably not headed to Paris, Roland Burris really wanted to be headed to the Senate, David Paterson doesn't know who he wants, Israel is still bombing Gaza and I need coffee. More » -
#newsat11
Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own. -
#crappyhour
If Caroline Kennedy Thinks Ladymag Writers Are Stupid, What Does She Think Of Their Readers?
Caroline Kennedy knows that real reporters don't write for women's magazines or blogs, so today, Jason Linkins and I talk about Gaza in terms of masturbation and "Barack The Magic Negro" instead of her candidacy. -
#newsroundup
Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day
- Some men grow beards in their 20s, even if they are actual royalty (we know that we already did a Snap Judgment of ol' beardo, but Will's beard deserves a double post). [Huffington Post]
-
#carolinewho
The Kids Aren't Sure If Caroline Is "A Kennedy Kennedy"
Caroline Kennedy has just released a Q&A session with the NY Times in order to give the public an idea of her political viewpoints. Yet some younger voters still aren't quite sure who she is. -
#newsroundup
You're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News
- The Bidens plan to add to their household by getting another puppy from the pound. Double puppy snuggles! [Huffington Post]
-
#newsroundup
All The Appointment Gossip You Can Handle, Including Aretha Franklin
- Batty conservative Michael Savage thinks Caroline Kennedy ought to watch her back since Hillary Clinton killed her brother John. We think she should watch out for batshit crazy conservatives. [Media Matters]
-
#crappyhour
Obama — Not You — Is The Person Of The Year
In the midst of the hour, Time (unsurprisingly) announced that Barack Obama was its Person of the Year. Ana Marie Cox and I aren't mad, though, we swear!
-
#newsroundup
Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
-
#crappyhour
Caroline Kennedy: Just Carrie From The Block?
Some jokes should just never be made, but when you're stuck on the worst wireless connection in all of New York with a bad C-Schlo-J-Lo comparison by a Queens Congressman, what else can you do?
