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more about #carmenelectra more comments → Chuck Basketcase: Am I the only person who didn't find this at all funny? more » Ramseylicious: We were just warned about watching videos at work...but gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm so excited for this. Brody Jenner is the hotness. Yea, I said it. more » jennajenna: I <3 Justin Long. I'm amazed at his underwater beer drinking ability. I think there was a club for that at my college. more » PreposterousHypothesis: I have an ex-boyfriend who is the spitting image of Zac Efron. No joke. And he's a pretty good guy too. But I cannot share in the Zac love for this re... more » morninggloria: To contribute to Brody Jenner's faux conversation: Does it matter if Krugman is a "true" Keynesian? Krugman's hilarious! He's such a head shaking, fro... more » tscheese: Okay, I just connived a way to watch it, and it was CRINGEWORTHY. AGGGGH. I get sympathy cringing like no one's business. more » ellaesther: Um, "comeuppance"? You'll get the "punishment or retribution that one deserves"? Oh tscheese, just look at what that man does to your brain. I'm so so... more » lilbobbytables: 1) My superhero alter ego will be Dr. Nerd 2) You smell like a waffle is the best compliment ever. more » margareita metermaid: Yay! Lt. Dangle! ..and Holly! more » badmutha: What do you want to be it took three to four tries just for Jenner to be able to say "Keynesian?" more » Ipomoea: Who wants to play Bruise, Rash, or Birthmark!? All the same in the back of a dark van, my dear! more » BabyJane: I love Thomas Lennon and Nicole Sullivan. I'd watch them read the phone book. more » rosasparks: I dunno, tequila and Snapple sounds kinda good. more » morninggloria: Brody Jenner in this video causes me all kinds of confusion. On one hand, he's such a megadouche. On the other hand, hearing him talk about Keynesian ... more » Jello Mix: "You smell like a waffle." This will now be my go-to compliment. more » -
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Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die] More » -
#dirtbag
Michael Phelps: Swims Like A Fish, Smokes Like A Phishhead
- Uh oh! Super Olympian Michael Phelps has been caught on film smoking a bong. Phelps, 23, was reportedly visiting a University of South Carolina sorority girl and apparently "ended up just getting wasted every night."[Star]
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#mindsforbusinessbodsfor
[New York, May 23; Image via Splash]
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#magazines
Who's fat? Who's lonely? Who's feuding? Celebrity weekly round-up after the jump.
