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more about #carlysimon more comments → girl.of.your.dreams: To everyone who thinks Owen Wilson shouldn't be the voice of Marmaduke: What say we settle this on the runway? #rihannaglamourmagazine more » TransFat: Maybe this was obvious to everyone else who watches Glee but I had an, "aha" moment the other night when I realized the story of Rachel and Finn is th... more » PhillyLass: How does Michael Lohan know what prescription meds his daughter is taking since he's been famously ESTRANGED from her for years? What a famewhoreing p... more » Katxyz: Marmaduke DOES NOT sound like Owen Wilson. I just know it, ok? I'm so tired of cartoons being voiced by non-voice actors using their regular speakin... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Ah, Rihanna. I've been waiting for you to say that. I kind of like that she hasn't decided to take the super-strong-woman advocate role in all of th... more » prestocaro fears the culling: OK, I never really liked Joss Stone (for no good reason, I promise!) but her quote is winning me over. Seriously, who says well-known musicians shoul... more » BAngieB: Oh, please, I take Xanax and Paxil, and I'm fine. I think a little Adderol would help me. Shut up, Michael Lohan. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » kentuckienne: I don't mind Angelina spending $500 at Kids Gap -- she has six kids! I appreciate that she shops at a "normal" store, instead of Ma Petite Bebe Choux... more » onestrawplz: Um, if soymilk had enough estrogen to give a man breasts, I'd be like a ZZZ cup. I *wish* making my boobs grow was that easy. Sheesh. #rihannaglamou... more » Sassy Pants: I had a friend in college who ate fast food chicken sandwiches every day for months and he literally grew a breast, only one, because of all the hormo... more » tudobem: Grown woman who says "tummy"? One more reason to hate Tyra. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I like to think that the divorce between Stephanie Seymour and her husband will resemble the last half of the November Rain video. Except, you know, w... more » likepenguins: You know, heidi, that is precisely the reason why I feel like I can never cry in front of people; because people like you use tears to manipulate situ... more » you've got red on you: Wasn't Kiefer Sutherland in jail for a DUI not so long ago? One would think he'd want to steer clear of the morning boozin'. Also, I've heard Gentlema... more » Penny: Joss Stone seems to speak the truth, but in a really assholey way. You don't want to get on Allen's bad side, missy. #rihannaglamourmagazine more » -
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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
- Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:
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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Oscar De La Renta: Hillary Is "Very Prudish" About Showing Skin
- Designer Oscar de la Renta says Hillary Clinton, whom he's dressing for the Inaugural ball, is "very prudish about the type of clothes she likes to wear." It's a constant battle! [People]
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