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more about #carlossantana Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I had a picnic blanket wrapped around me at No Doubt last week. I'm obvs dating Brad Pitt (can someone get Jen a Kleenex?) more » applejuice: If charlie is comin' back there must be a "reset" on the way... more » greengrey: I looked it up (because I'm a loser), but Jon is 32. It's no May-December scandal for him to be seeing women in their 20's. more » Santos L Halper: You know, I want to respect Dr. Drew for the actual work he's doing, getting people sober. He's an actual, working doctor, not just for teevee, and f... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Chris Martin says he's not going to record a solo album, and that he gets song ideas from "some word [that] sends your mind going," such as "falafel."... more » ihateyourescalade: Ashton and Demi seriously bug me, with all of their damn Twittering and attention-seeking. more » mwynn13: Dr. Drew: you must be thinking of I Know Who Killed Me. That was a Lindsay Lohan movie, not real life. more » la.donna.pietra: Heh. I grew up in Tehachapi, which also revels in the honor of being the location of California's largest state prison. It's also close to Bakersfie... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: Jon Gosselin and George Clooney should compare notes ... on their obsession with younger women. I don't imagine they have much more in common that that. more » BellaTricks: Also, is it me, or does Manson's quote not make sense? more » save jinger: Dominic Monaghan's character Charlie may be returning to Lost. I love that Lost can do that! It's like a nighttime, sci-fi soap opera. more » BellaTricks: There are A LOT of ways to diss Taylor Swift's Teardrops song, but somehow I think Joe Jonas missed all of them. more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: "Dominic Monaghan's character Charlie may be returning to Lost" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... more » topsy: I think Lily Allen's right. The shock of Susan Boyle was that this awkward looking and acting woman could sing as well as she did. Boyle doesn't have... more » brendastarlet is on it: Kylie deserves all the happiness she can get. Go forth, and multiply little babies in gold lame diapers. more » CrankyOldBroad: Kirstie Alley: living proof of the ensuing wackadoo when you don't take your meds. more » warfreakbix: Why doesn't anyone call Gibson OctoMel? With this pregnancy he'll have eight kids no? more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Michael Bay: the Kanye of directors? more » rednrowdy: the only gosselins i'm believing anymore are the 8 little ones. that is all. more » porto-hottie: What does George Orwell have to do with Scientology? more » -
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Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
