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more about #carlabrunisarkozy more comments → ♥ dosido☮: Hey. I like Patrick Swayze as much as the next child of the 80's, but using the riderless horse tradition at his memorial service is TACKY AS HELL. ... more » sleepeatread: Oh Robert Pattinson, you are just like the stoner kid who sat behind me in Poetry class and wanted to write "deep tunes, man." more » LaFitzy: Re: Pattinson becoming a rock star too-- God help us! The tweens will destroy us all. And maybe I've been reading too much, but don't the names Pleas... more » East Saint Lulu: Dear Kevin Smith, I completely agree with you, but am saddened by the fact that you know how silly 39 year old men look with backwards baseball caps. ... more » ZioZio: I didn't know that about Maggie Smith! She just seems like she'll always be around. There will be an awesome(ly)-bitchy-old-English-lady void in the w... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jon Gosselin says Kate's story is, "a total fabrication." He explains, "I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the ban... more » LaComtesse: Anne Heche--Good for you, girlie. So many people go on and on about the importance of having a relationship with your parents because they're you're p... more » AnneBoleyn: OMG my favorite Backstreet Boy has swine flu! more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Kate - if you're going to weep on tv about how you have no money to pay your bills, you should probably NOT buy yourself a new diamond ring. It m... more » TransFat: Oh Robert Pat., how very Depp/Reeves/Crowe/Lewis/Foxx/Deschanel/Johanssen/Malone/Willis/Murphy of you. more » rodmanstreet: That quote is classic Kevin Smith: honest, simple, slightly philosophical, and laced with profanities. more » JennaW: In the film adaptation, the role of Robert "Joe" Halderman will be played by ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. more » History Major: Why does Kate have 14 accounts? Something in the milk ain't clean! more » sybann: PETA STFU more » stoprobbers: 1. Michael Fox: Awesome. 2. American Idol Tweet: Awesome. 3. Rubina Ali: Adorable. 4. PETA: Beat it! Just beat it! more » -
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Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Rubina Ali Calls Kidman "Strange"; PETA Angry About Jackson Butter Sculpture
- Nine-year-old Rubina Ali has written an autobiography. In Slumgirl Dreaming: Journey to the Stars she says of Nicole Kidman: "I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much..."
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Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed
- John Malkovich has a clothing line. Who knew? His collection, branded Technobohemian, is actually the actor's second foray into fashion, he launched a line called Uncle Kimono in 2002. We hope his Milan show models all wear Malkovich masks. [WWD]
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Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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Supermodel Gets Naked For Movie; The Kaiser Said To Be Leaving Chanel
- Posters The Last International Playboy, featuring Lydia Hearst in a state of undress have been banned in major cities. We just hope all this publicity right ahead of the June 12 release won't harm its box-office! [Observer]
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9/11 Truther Nabs Fancy Perfume Campaign
- In a move that smacks of Chanel-Audrey-Jean-Pierre, Dior announced it's making a 6 1/2 minute online perfume ad with Marion Cotillard and Olivier Dahan, who of course directed Cotillard in La Vie En Rose. [WWD]
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Naomi Campbell Sobers Up, Puts Down The Crack(Berry)
- Naomi Campbell: "Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've finally come to realize that for me, it's all or nothing — and it has to be nothing." [E! Online]
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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Will Stay Home From G20 Meeting; Pamela Anderson Wants You To Wear Her Clothes
- Packing for tedious summits as a political wife must be that much harder knowing that Michelle Obama will be there, ready to rock some gorgeous outfit at the drop of a discussion paper. [Telegraph]
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Mickey Rourke & Courtney Love: New Couple?
- Ladies and gentlemen: Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating Courtney Love, and has been for a few weeks. Somehow this makes perfect sense. [Telegraph]
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Oohs, Aahs & WTF's At Fashion Dinner For AIDS
Dita, Mischa, Diane, Milla and Carla all showed for the Fashion Dinner for Aids at Paris' Pavillon d'Armenonville. The result? A lot of chic, and a whole lotta bizarre. More » -
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Paris Hilton: Fashionista Recession-Fighter
- Paris Hilton on dropping $3,880 in 40 minutes: "I think it's important to help out, you know, the economy out here, everywhere in the world... It's New Year's, I need a New Year's dress." [Breitbart]
- Paris Hilton on dropping $3,880 in 40 minutes: "I think it's important to help out, you know, the economy out here, everywhere in the world... It's New Year's, I need a New Year's dress." [Breitbart]
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Carla Bruni Is Furieuse Over Nude Photograph
- First Lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy is suing the bag company Pardon for using her nude image (circa '93) on a tote. The text translates to, “My guy should have bought Pardon!" [Telegraph]
