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more about #careyhart more comments → londoner: Kate Winslett and Sam Mendes? Noooooooo! more » rd2uk: ugh what danni minogue said to that dude on x factor was so incredibly inappropriate. as if there is something wrong with him if he is in fact gay or ... more » annebreal: Honestly, Miley should know better, but she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, is only sixteen, and probably pays even less attention to how s... more » Blueberry26: "I had dairy a few weeks ago by accident and I knew because the next day I was all phlegmy. And I was farting and it was gross. And then I knew. It wa... more » jigglyball: But... but... Yoplait tells me that eating yogurt will cause me to lose dress sizes! And that I'll have hilarious misunderstandings with my tailor abo... more » sarasasa: Wasn't there a poll here last week to see how long it would take Jon Gosselin to find religion? Ta-dáh! Come get your prizes ladies and gentlemen! more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): Soooo . . . since dairy makes you gain weight, not eating it will make me skinny? If I cut out all dairy, I'll magically lose the 100lbs I need to ... more » willwriteforfood: Five bucks says Jon Gosselin pronounces the ch in Chanukah. more » mbot says Spock yeah!: Kelly Bensimon: So, what are you doing for your Columbus Day holiday? Man on the Street: Well, I was thinking of taking my family out to-- KB: STOP.... more » Furface: Lady Gaga was probably the least coherent one at the march, but it's cool she came and supported it. Although I wish the activists who spoke would ha... more » PrincessOfPower: Emmy Rossum: so if you're a chubby girl, you shouldn't feel comfortable being naked with the lights on? Maybe you should think before you speak.... more » FrankiTheB: Oh, Lars, everyone knows Barack wasn't *really* black to begin with - we black people don't go to Harvard Law, or watch Star Trek, or do anything exce... more » joops: Jon Gosselin's best "I'm a Jew now!" comment: "I'm learning about kosher and when not to order a bacon, egg and cheese and make an ass of myself." [ww... more » morninggloria: So Jon Gosselin believes that one can become Jewish by osmosis? more » UrbanAchiever: At least we know that von Trier has a little Strange McStrangerson living inside him - probably right between his ears. more » -
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
- Last night Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called a locksmith because Sam lost her house keys. While he was working Lindsay found an open window crawled in. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay wouldn't pay.
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Alecia & Carey: Pink Hart On Palm Sunday
[Los Angeles, May 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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Britney's Ex Served With Lawsuit; Suleman Not Coming To American TV
- Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears ex, is being sued because he allegedly hit a process server trying to deliver a restraining order from Brit. He's already facing three felony charges related to the incident. [TMZ]
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Eminem Asks For A Duet, And Amy Winehouse Says No, No, No
- Eminem reportedly asked Amy Winehouse to do a Stan-like duet on his upcoming album, Relapse, but Amy declined, as she "didn't feel it was the right thing to do at the present time." [The Sun]
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Lindsay: "You're Just Jealous"; Plot To SATC Sequel Is Somewhat Predictable
- Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [E!]
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Spotted: Rolling Stone's Gross Gossip Girl Cover; Kanye Charged For Attacking Paparazzi
- Leighton Meester and Blake Lively share an ice cream cone on Rolling Stone's new cover. The girl-on-girl antics continue inside, with the girls sucking on a Twizzler and each other's thumbs.
