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more about #cannes more comments → tscheese: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP PRAYING TO ME ALREADY? I am ADAMANTLY not listening. -Tscheesus Christ more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: my boobs look different when i wear a push up bra too. let's face it ladies and gentlemen, if they are real... they will sag! it's called gravity. more » MakeFetch: In what universe is the starvation diet detailed above "well rounded"? more » Leucadia: Apparently magazine editors are unaware that different clothes can make boobs look different. Especially aggressively structured evening wear or compl... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: So I can eat (1) egg, (1) tiny, bacon/cheese/meat free salad with a thimbleful of tasteless non-caloric dressing, (1) bit of salmon with plain steamed... more » lobstr: if that bitch Kate gets her own TV Talk Show I am throwing my TV into the river. more » TrulyOutrageous: I am SICK of the tiniest hint of a stomach meaning ZOMG BABY BUMP! The woman had TWINS not even a year ago. Your stomach does not automatically snap b... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Oh, to be in charge of finding photos of celebrities with bad plastic surgery. Does this look dented enough? No...damn. Wonky? Sloping? **Googles furi... more » Treeless: Apparently a secure married couple is supposed to attend a party with horse-blinders on, and neither drink nor talk nor sweat on a warm spring afterno... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: For the last time tabloids, people's noses look different when they are wearing huge sunglasses. It doesn't necessarily mean they had a nose job. It... more » TheExperience: That cheeto is seriously something out of a Simpsons episode. Mmm.....sacriligious..... more » A_Gracious_Plenty: I've said it before and I'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A BABY BUMP, ITS JUST A STOMACH! Vital organs must be stored somewhere! What do they want??? F... more » marshmallory: MOVIE THEATER NACHO SAUCE IS ALWAYS AN A+ DAMMIT. Sorry for the yelling, but I feel very passionate about my orange liquid cheese products. more » Skellatrix: This just in: Brad and Angelina attend a party and act like people at a party. more » BabyJane: Perhaps it's just me, but that Cheeto looks more like a zombie to me than a figure praying in a robe. All hail Chombie! more » -
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Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something
- ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey's! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other's ears! [People]
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Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie
The tabloids are always turning to nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and other experts who "don't treat" the stars but aren't too busy to make determinations about people they don't know. We can play that game!
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Lagerfeld Is Shockingly Vain; Angelina's Stylist Spills Secrets
- In a stunning revelation that will surprise no-one, Karl Lagerfeld's ex-assistant says the Kaiser is "an unbelievable narcissist." Who "needs an eternity to get ready in the morning." [Blackbook]
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#goodbadugly
Paris Is In Cannes. Fashion Weeps.
Paris Hilton's presence definitely set the tone at the Creative Coalition, THR and Screen Media Films Reception at the Plages du Palms in Cannes last night. Which is to say, everyone looked pretty VH1! More » -
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[Cannes, France; May 25. Image via Splash]
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[Cannes, France; May 23. Image via Splash]
