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more about #candyspelling more comments → MargaretMoony: So, what does Lindsey do these days besides wander around without pants and party? more » cand86: "What you pay for in gravity, you gain in gravitas." is my new favorite quote. more » prismatism is Team Bella: The Morgan Freeman quote reminded me of something cute... Kliph from The Flaming Lips said that the band had discussed who would play them in the mov... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Padma, can I be you? more » BetteD: Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...I can't say that John Mayer is a good choice, but he is a step up from the Pauly Shore/Criss Angel lookalike to your left ... more » kookla: John, if you have one ounce of decency...back away from the Lohan. There's no way she's gonna survive Mayer's passive-aggressive head games. And I don... more » TransFat: Ojani later added: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" more » GirlFailer: Yay Lisa Loeb! I'll always hold a soft spot for her. I even watched her brief show that followed her around, as she tried to snag a guy. She's the cut... more » sableized (mawrterdom): Morgan, I'll accept Denzel playing Young Obama, as long as you agree to be Old Grampa Obama Reminiscing To His Adorable Grandkids. more » CherriSpryte: DOES THIS MEAN THAT BRYAN BATT WILL BE ACTING IN MAD MEN MORE IN THE FUTURE? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IMMEDIATELY. more » Twerpsichore: I don't believe for one second that Martha said or wrote "would of never of." more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother. more » Tchotchke: Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happ... more » Eric Northman is mine: Wow for a second I thought that said "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent the weekend fucking in New York." more » SheelaNaGig: Not sure if this comes out large enough to read, but when I saw this sign Saturday, I took as a sign of the apocalypse. A book is more than they dese... more » -
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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Might Want To Rethink That Job Quitting Situation
- Though Jon Gosselin's rumored new girlfriend, Kate Major, left her job at Star due to "falling for" the father of Plus 8, Gosselin says his "heart is always with Hailey," meaning his other rumored girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. Ouch! [USWeekly]
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Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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Chris And Rihanna's Date In Court; Lohans Add Another Mug Shot To Family Album
- Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify at a preliminary hearing on June 22 to determine if there is enough evidence to prosecute Chris Brown for assault, and her lawyer says she'll be there. Also required to attend: Chris Brown.
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel
- The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.
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Candy Spelling Pretty Much Blames Tori For Aaron's Death
Candy Spelling was on Larry King Live yesterday, responding to daughter Tori's appearance on The View. She essentially blamed Tori for Aaron Spelling's death. And she still doesn't get why Tori isn't speaking to her. -
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Tori Spelling Will Not Speak To Her Mom, No Matter What Barbara Walters Says
Today, The View panel relentlessly badgered Tori Spelling about reconciling with her estranged mother Candy, calling their feud "baloney," and insisting that she send out a public message via their show. But Tori wouldn't budge. More » -
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Britney's Got Romance On The Road
- Has Britney Spears "fallen" for her backup dancer, Chase Benz?
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Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health
- Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]
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Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
