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more about #cake funzette: Kate, I brought you some cake...but then I ate it. more » sayah: Takes the cake where? To the bakery to visit the other cakes? Isn't it easier to carry a pie? Easy as pie? more » Triphena: He's getting Trump-ish there. Really, Wills, it's time to accept the inevitable and bic that dome. more » Blodwynn: Team Cake- 153454154045 Team Pie- Why bother counting. more » Mary McCarthyite: IZ SO HAPY, RIBBONZ GRO OUT MA HED. more » thoughtthinker: His eyes say it all. "I just farted but no one is going to blame me because I'm a prince and no body knows that princes have b-holes except for other ... more » UGAdawg: You know he used to be the hot one. I've gone cougar and have started to fancy his brother more than him....even if he's a ginger. more » SidheDragon: Wow. The older he gets the more he looks like his dad. Shame that. more » I, Zombie Normal: Team Caaaaake! What about Harry? Which team is he on? We need to know! Tea and Cake or death... Little Red Cook Book... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: This is the first time I have seen a cake decorated with homemade bacon bits and the lard they were cooked in. more » NotChoinski: All he needs is some Cruel Whip Topping, ladies. more » boobookitteh: Oh I'm sure there's plenty of advertising folks who might think about pitching this (or something similar) even today. After all, incest is funny, se... more » hello.kitty: So Betty Crocker mix will make my little 'cupcakes' larger and more luscious? Will it double my cake cup size? What's the secret ingredient, Human Gro... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Hopefully they used this double entendre approach for other markets too. For the Carefree single gal: Want cake for breakfast? Betty Crocker makes it... more » Raised-byHeathens: That cake looks like something out of the Gallery of Regrettable Food: [www.lileks.com] Ha! the Fifties-- what a riot, what with the inedible cakes a... more » I, Zombie Normal: What in the holy hell is stuck all over that cake? It looks like someone swept up the floor and and used the debris to garnish that garish icing. more » rodmanstreet: "Not wives! Eggs! It was supposed to say 'Husbands beat EGGS!' We're talking about cakes here! Sheesh!" more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Betty was drunk when she made that statement - she brought the whipping (cream) on herself. more » BearDownCBears: Oh oh oh, I just got it: "cake mix". That's disgusting. more » Samanthrax: At least no gifs of husbands beating wives in cake baking contests have been popping up all over the internet for purposes of making people laugh. We'... more » -
#oldies
"Betty Crocker's Cake Mix Secrets Help Husbands Beat Wives!"
We're guessing this is not a slogan they're using anymore. [Contexts] -
#todayincatalogs
Dean & Deluca Thanksgiving: Mouth-Watering, Wallet-Emptying
Team Turkey, Team Cake, Team Pie: There's something here for all of you! If you brought your credit card, that is.
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#todayincatalogs
Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
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#teamcake
"It'll Be So Moist, It'll Taste So Good"
British teen ukulele band Rocky and Balls' new song "Love Cake" captures the wholesome joy of baking with lines like, "I'm gonna feed it to you all night, There's just enough for two." Clip at left. [BoingBoing] -
#aspoonfulofsugar
Northern Ireland Apparently On Team Pie
In a survey, 50% of Britons said they get more done in a day if they eat a piece of cake. But while 57% of English people said they were happy making cakes, only 36% of Northern Irish agreed. [Mirror] -
#cake
Cupcake Diplomacy
America's sweetest ambassador has hit the Middle East: Sugar Daddy's cupcake bakery now has three locations. Specialty flavors include "Blind Date, a sticky date cupcake with cream cheese frosting, and Ramadan cupcakes in flavors like pistachio with orange-blossom frosting." [NYT] -
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#sweetspot
The Cupcake Index
For a while, prognosticators were declaring the cupcake "recession-proof." But today, Slate predicts the end of the cupcake bubble! All we know is: we're short on cupcakes right about now. [Slate] -
#teamcake
All Hail The World's Largest Cupcake
A cupcake weighing 151 pounds was deemed the "World's Largest Cupcake" by the Guinness Book of Records yesterday at the Mall of America in Minneapolis. The cupcake, created by Cakes.com, had a SpongeBob theme in honor of SpongeBob's 10th anniversary. More » -
#aceofcakes
And Eat It, Too
Leslie F. Miller's Let Me Eat Cake chronicles her cake addiction, the cult of cakes, and the history of cake. With, obviously, recipes. [WSJ] -
#foodforthought
Goodbye Kitty
Turn the tables on this Zombie Kitty and eat her brains: She's a cake! [BoingBoing]
