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more about #caffeine more comments → champagne: Leave it to a dorky canadian. also this is insanity. more » bookfan: I never took drugs, but as someone who recently switched from caffeine to decaf, I see how much something simple and relatviely harmless like coffee a... more » lizzzz: I *knew* if I gave my high school chemistry teacher too much shit, he'd eventually crack one day... more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Snorting caffiene pills is highly common in my area particularly when some unsuspected sucker has no idea what they are snorting. In one memorable cas... more » dirtybee: I was kinda on-board until the Ammonia part. I already have enough ammonia in my brain from smelling my cats pee. more » Triphena: Wow. That is way too much effort to get high. more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: I already get withdrawal headaches and serious moodswings when I go from a caffeinated workweek to a decaf weekend...I'd like to not add shakes, hallu... more » BabyJane: I always knew that my "coffee pot" was a gateway drug. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I always knew Juan Valdez was a pusher. more » vamusical: JOKED about coffee being crack? You clearly haven't had the stuff at marvelous market. I got tunnel vision and the shakes. more » Slumdog_Mamabear: I was expecting someone like Seth Binzer to be giving me instructions on how how to get a little more buzz from my beans. This guy sounded like my hi... more » Brigit: Please, just grind up your caffeine pills and sniff them if you must - although I wouldn't do that. DO NOT use household detergents to do chemistry a... more » tscheese: Colombia's finest...or COLOMBIA'S FINEST!? more » J.D.Regent: You guys, Paige is quickly catapulting to become my favorite Jezebel. more » andrea_the_giant: this is ultimately what is wrong with the internet. more » -
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Freebasing Caffeine? The Internet Makes It Possible
Have you ever jokingly compared coffee to crack? Ever secretly wished coffee was just a little more like crack? Well, this internet man would like to share his recipe for "Black Magic." -
#caffeinejunkies
Coffee More Potent for Joes
Caffeine has a greater effect on men than women, and its effects start just ten minutes after it is drunk, according to a new study.
