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more about #burma LaComtesse: Per the bust of Nefertiti... This sort of thing really intrigues me as a museum person. On one hand- yes, it was taken out of Egypt and, once again, ... more » voteforme: When I stole a pack of gum at six, my dad made me go back into the store and hand it back to the cashier. (In retrospect, the guy acted like it happe... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: One of my brothers learned in the most hilarious way possible not to steal. He stuck his hand up one of those candy machines that gives out toys inste... more » rhubarbarin: Even cooler - each species of duck has a totally different, bizarrely-shaped penis and vagina. Google 'duck penis' for a sampling. more » spooki: When I was 8 my Girl Scouts troop took a field trip to the local police station, with out being told about it before hand. We were "booked" and locked... more » logruszed: Breaaaast miiiilk... more » vitajex: That has got to be the ABSOLUTE WORST way to open a bottle of Yellowtail! more » JesiDangerously: When I was little, one day I up and refused to put on my seat belt. So my mom drove me over to the police station (small town, it wasn't far from the... more » wednesdayam: Okay, the lady with the 6 year old? That's a move most anyone in my family my parents' age or older would totally pull. They don't mess around with ... more » Lymed: I don't understand why somebody would pay for breast milk they don't know is safe. Infectious diseases can be passed through breast milk. The Lyme b... more » badmutha: The dude who had his genitals grabbed and pulled by the woman better not spend the night with her again. He could find himself Bobbit-ed. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: When my brother was about 8, we took him to a soccer match where he ran off with some friends. We all left for a little bit under the supervision of ... more » zayante: I think rape-proof vaginas bring the coolness of duck genitalia up a notch. I'd trade mine in for a corkscrew one. more » nagumi: Honestly, I don't know if she went too far - I think taking her daughter to the store and having her ask for the manager and admit what she did would ... more » SomeAuthorGirl: A glitter poo necklace; perfect for the Twihard on your list. Sorry. more » MerryLilly: Thanks U2 for helping put this on the spotlight! Thanks Jezebel too :) This woman is a hero! Down with crazy dictatorships. #aungsansuukyi more » suck_it_monkeys: Eek! I'm giving a presentation about the amazing Aung San Suu Kyi this week for a class I'm taking on peace and nonviolence. I TOTALLY need that mask ... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Do the offenders still get chemically castrated if they've won an Oscar? more » CurtCole: I'm looking down at the ground today telling my state, "shame on you," being from Texas provides you with your own unique brand of guilt. more » Brigit: Honestly, chemical castration (which is temporary) for pedos and repeat sex offenders is good by me. They should also undergo some of the therapies t... more » -
#leftovers
Animal Sex Is Wild • Mom Calls Cops On 6-Year-Old Daughter
• The weird, curly, gelatinous thing in the image at left is actually a duck penis. And, curiouser and curiouser, the female duck has a similarly corkscrew-shaped vagina - only it curves the opposite direction. More » -
#leftovers
Court Rejects Suu Kyi's Appeal • France To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders?
• A Burmese court has rejected pro-democracy leader Suu Kyi's recent appeal. Kyi will be placed under house arrest for the next 18 months, which will effectively keep her out of the way during the upcoming elections. • More » -
#neckandneck
Vacation At The "Human Zoo," See The "Long-Neck Women!"
The Padaung, Burmese women famous for their elongated necks, are a popular tourist attraction - and some say they're basically being enslaved: More » -
#foreignaffairs
Burmese Activist Charged After Visit By "Wretched American"
Aung San Suu Kyi, Burmese pro-democracy leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, was charged today with violating the terms of her house arrest after an American man snuck into her house uninvited. More » -
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#newsat10
Britney Spears Beats Barack Obama For Eric Cantor
- House Minority Whip Eric Cantor, whose fellow Republicans have been critical of Obama's social calendar, skipped watching Tuesday's Obama presser to see the Britney Spears concert. Someone made him, y'all. [Think Progress, Huffington Post]
