• more about #burglar
    tinytm11: The mental picture of him sitting on a stool waiting for the cops to come, like she put him on a time-out, is just SO so awesome! This really reminds ... more »
    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: Oh man. So, so, so very wonderful. Made him sit on a stool. He cried. Such a beautiful comeuppance for that guy. I'm happy. more »
    Slovenly Muse: I hope she offered him a Werthers to suck on in prison. more »
    NewsBunny: This is who I want to be in fifty years. Fuck, this is who I want to be NOW. more »
    frankie22: Once some dude tried to break into my grandma's house, so she just waltzed out and was like, "you better leave right now, motherfucker," and he did. more »
    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Dear Criminals,Stop messing with little old ladies. Not only is it an absolutely revolting thing to do, but they will also beat the shit out of you. more »
    CrankyOldBroad: You go, Granny! Let this be a lesson to bad boys everywhere: You are never too big to get a whooping. more »
    CurtCole: It's official, I am trading my baseball bat in for a crutch! Burglars beware! more »
    dirtybee: Here I am, paranoid that someone will break into my house, rape me and kill me. I sleep with a machete next to my bed. I'm looking into buying a gun f... more »
    The HZA.: In my head she said to him "You just sit on that stool and think about what you did!" I hope she threatened to call his parents. more »
    Plum-Pie: Moral of this story: Do not fuck with the Welsh. more »
    Liz11685: I hope to be half this kickass when I'm 86. Made the guy WEEP! more »
    Shamrockette: Honorary Jezebel of the Day, right here! more »
    ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: WEEPING! what a word choice. love. this. story. more »
    gobblegirl: I would read her online lifestyle newsletter. more »
    tscheese: She smacked him, HE STARTED CRYING, and she made. him. sit. there. Can you imagine this fierce amazing lady glowering at the simpering, snivelling wou... more »
    southernbelle: This reminds me of my grandmother, who could beat a bitch to death with a JC Penney catalog and a jar of apple butter. more »
    Mary McCarthyite: This is awesome...but isn't this like the third time in like, two months where octogenarian ladies have either physically beaten or otherwise thwarted... more »
    Capital City Goofball: Is it just me or does it seem like there are more and more stories, like this one, about bad ass old ladies? I love it. more »
    pinkyBella: I am laughing so hard that the burglar was crying. Am I bad because I love it that she made him cry? more »
  • #tocrutchathief

    86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry

    When Gwyneth Davies of Wales caught a man breaking into her kitchen on Friday night, she hit him four times with her metal crutch and made him sit on a stool until the police arrived. More »
  • #ledasmith

    Armed & Ready