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more about #bukkake spydriana: He's gay, you know. more » The HZA.: Well this just made my Friday. Thanks Dodai! more » SomeAuthorGirl: Dodai, you just came up with one of the most helpful phrases ever uttered: Bukkake Alert. And er, I have no idea what just happened up there. more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Woah nelly. I haven't been with a boy for 7 months and this totally validates my switch. If I never see jizz again it will be too soon. more » Shamrockette: Almost all female Quinto/Spock fans have just died a little inside. more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: If Sylar ever made that face in Heroes I would have finally believed he truly was a raving psychotic serial killer. WHERE WAS THAT FACE QUINTO!? more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Well, the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one. So.... more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: sooooooo - what am I witnessing here? is this an ad of some sort? don't get me wrong. I'm all for gratuitous Quinto vids, but this needs some context... more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: No! Please change back into your Federation uniform. This is more scary than sexy! more » Sukie in the Graveyard: WTF Oregon. We want to keep PORTLAND weird... not the entire damn state... (but still, you're heart is in the right place?) more » par3: this is typical of eastern europe. i wish i could rip some billboards off the roadways here and post em. i'll look around on the net. ah...the marketi... more » shewar: The 3rd photo is the only one that freaks me out. I have a phobia of the "Eiffel Tower" ...you know. Or google it. The rest are just too stupid and ca... more » TurtleSpeak: These ads make me never want to drink milk again. The idea of drinking an entire glass of semen is stomach turning. Why oh why would anyone think that... more » Cicada: The one with the woman with the spots is kind of cute. Mostly because she just looks like she's playing around and spitting milk. There are interestin... more » R_Claw: I don't know, I think these are funny. If anything it seems to be evoking Sploshing, which I hear can be pretty fun. more » Macloserboy: Not that it matters, but these are "facials." "Bukkake" refers to a group of guys. You may return to your outrage already in progress. more » msAnthrope: men like to wish they had this much semen to ejaculate. usually it's what, a teaspoon or so? more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: On a positive note, I really like how the models look iridescent. more » nadoush86: did anyone hear about how Bukkake is now illegal in Oregon? dunno how to link but here it is: [www.oregonlive.com] more » hydrogen_jukebox: The worst part about this? I'm drinking milk right now. Well, I was drinking milk until about a minute ago. more » -
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Bukakke Alert
Uh, this is Zachary Quinto, pissed off and being splashed with… Hmmm… milk? [YouTube] -
#itdoesabodybad
Bukkake Alert
A reader sent us a link to these offensive Russian milk ads. Passive women and splattered white stuff ≠ dairy. (More after the jump.) Related, sorta? Oregon's new bill. [English Russia, Shakesville, BoingBoing] More »
