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more about #brookeshields elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): My mom has no eyebrows due to over plucking. She draws them on when she's going to work or social functions. If she gets mad or frustrated, she'll rub... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Hum. Mostly I leave my eyebrows alone, despite their being slightly thicker and darker than the norm. I'm not sure if it's because I'm happy with them... more » RainbowBrite: My friend once asked me what makeup I would use if I could only use one thing before going out of the house - my answer was eyebrow powder. My brows a... more » grace darling: For years I've been trying to get my eyebrows to look like this. I've only just realised, from reading all the comments, that she must have used some ... more » UGAdawg: I love having my eyebrows waxed. Not that there's any pleasure in the process itself. I could do without the pain aspect even though it's minor. Ho... more » mixedupfiles: Plucking my eyebrows makes me sneeze uncontrollably! Tell me someone else has this weird tic. more » mirrorghost: ok, this isn't exactly related, but it comes close. i got a sephora catalogue the other day and i noticed that they had nighttime eyelash conditionin... more » eggnogfairy: OK, so I'm not much of a salon girl, and had spent about age 13-20 trying to get my eyebrows the exact shape as Marilyn Monroe's, leaving me with crap... more » Ailatan: Don't forget about the cankers!!!! Eyebrow related: overplucking is a pet peeve, not good people, let the bush grow wild! more » Cimorene: Dude. Bleaching your eyebrows is super dangerous. Bleach that close to your seeing-organs is just an accident waiting to happen. Even the most control... more » LadyFabulous: I used to have THE. BEST. EYEBROWS. EVER. They were lush and fantastic during the era of the pencil-thin brow. And then my brows met an evil threading... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I don't think they warrant obsession but if someone were to say: "The right shape for your face can make or break it" -I wouldn't necessarily disagree... more » snugbug: This is interesting. Cholitas (young Latina females belonging to an inner-city urban sub-culture in Southern California) have a very specific look tha... more » morninggloria: I wish that I only had one eyebrow to worry about. Two is just too much. more » Snowbunny: Due to a very controlled case of trichotillomania, my eyebrows are meticulous (unless I lose control, they they're eyeliner meticulous) so I really wo... more » Scout: I've had my "Brooke Shields" all my life and they aren't going ANYWHERE! trends are stupid. I'm Classic! more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: It's funny, because I typically don't notice peoples eyebrows, but every so often I'll notice my own. I used to pluck them reeeeaaally thin and would ... more » fridaphile: "I was the master before all of y'all!" more » LaFemme: I can't follow these trends. I have very limited eyebrow options- it seems like instead of having 100 fine, short hairs making up my brows, I have abo... more » gherkinfiend: I am obsessed with my eyebrows. I pluck them daily (or twice daily sometimes) since I suit slim brows but was born with woolly caterpillars above each... more » -
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Eyebrows: The New Thing It's Your Duty To Obsess Over
On July 16, in The New York Times, William Van Meter wrote, "The newest trend in eyebrows is to get rid of them altogether." A headline in today's Times reads: "After Overplucking, It's Time To Call The Professionals." Oh dear. More » -
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Hex In The City At Gotham Film Awards!
IFP's 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards, held at Cipriani, Wall Street, was obviously star-studded. And Natalie Portman, Brooke Shields, Kristen Wiig, Rosie Perez and many more, took "independent" as license to ill. (Okay, not Natalie.) More » -
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Strange, Glam, Awesome Love At Tim Burton Tribute
You know it's fab when you see Anna Wintour and the Olsens. And that it's bizarre when you see Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, and Danny DeVito. "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit: A Tribute To Tim Burton" was both. More » -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
- Justin Timberlake's grandmother has confirmed his split from Jessica Biel. Sadie Bomar says they broke up because, "Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn't ready..."
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Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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Sarah Haskins On Brooke Shields, "The Official Spokesperson For Women"
Brooke Shields can "sell us anything," Sarah Haskins swears. Actually, we already noticed this! So. How did Brooke Shields become America's ideal selling machine? More » -
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Big Stars Inexplicably Celebrate BlackBerries
See, if I were a celeb, and I got an invite to the "U.S. launch party for the BlackBerry Tour Smartphone from Sprint" at NYC's Thompson Hotel LES, I'd probably toss it. Which is why I'm not a celeb. More » -
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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
- In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."
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Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery
- Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]
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Michael Jackson's Memorial, Like His Life, Was Weird, Fun, Sad
Famous friends and family—most notably Michael's daughter Paris—publicly eulogized the late singer at one of the biggest memorial services in history. The performances and speeches were moving and tasteful. More » -
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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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Why Is Brooke Shields In Every Commercial?
Has anyone else noticed that Brooke Shields is a full-time spokesmodel again? She has so many endorsement deals right now—Tupperware, Coppertone, Latisse, World Gold Council, Colgate, milk, Fertility Lifelines, and more—that her career has come full circle. -
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Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Katie And Tom Try To Be "Media Friendly," Brad And Angelina Sleep In Separate Houses
- Katie Holmes is fed up with the speculation that her marriage to Tom Cruise is in trouble, and has started speaking out. A source claims the couple is trying to be more "media friendly." [DailyExpress]
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
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CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
