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more about #bronxmowglisimpsonwentz more comments → hellosunshine: Evening Dirt Bag FTW!! more » LipstickLibrarian: When my sister gave birth, I had NO desire to be in the room, and, fortunately, she felt the same way. There were also no cameras aimed at her gaping ... more » punitentiary: debra messing baby weight story? what is this, 2k3 or some shit? more » I, Zombie Normal: I would watch Amy Sedaris for six hours. She could host Paint Chips and You: The Colorful Way to Inhibit Your Health, and I'd plan a party around it. more » theysaidwhat: I don't know whether to be happy that we have a second daily dirt bag or sad that there is so much gossip that we can have two a day. more » PilgrimSoul: Does anyone have some cotton balls I can eat so I can rid myself of my disgusting adipose tissue acquired in service of giving life to another human b... more » SisterMaryMartha: Meanwhile SHAPE, Slim Down Special??Yeah, I hat eyou. more » I, Zombie Normal: I can't wait to take ownership of my body. Just four more payments and this baby's mine! more » SisterMaryMartha: If by ownership, you mean a hell of a lot of photoshopping and also having the means for a personal trainer and chef- then yeah, great. I love you Gra... more » Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I've taken ownership of my body too. The ass I'm sitting on is mine. Every fat dimple of it. And I'm fine just the way I am. more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Hmmmm...replace Debra Messing with Jennifer Love Hewitt and what do you have? Last month's issue. By the way, I own my body, too. Right now, I own too... more » BellaNotte: Pete Wentz's explanation of his kid's name is very "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (the uber-deep '90s song). more » youngdumbetc: I'm not surprised Pete Wentz and Ashleeeeee Simpson bonded over a kid's movie (you know they aren't talking about the book!). Somehow I can't picture... more » KittenFluff: Baby weight is gross. Ew. more » Scout: "I've finally taken ownership of my body" hmmmm...really....? So, unless one is skinny one has not taken "ownership" of their body. Further, what th... more »

