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more about #brodyjenner more comments → dirtybee: sigh....this friday I take the final of all finals. and this twat gets to go to Australia. Not fair :( more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hi Dane, How are you? I haven't seen you much since you stopped working at the video store down the street and got famous and everything. You know, i... more » GreyCat: Dane, that arrow would be going down the toilet...like your career. more » ElleL: Paul Scheer, I love you. Who else watches The League? GENIUS. Nick Kroll, oh the things I would do to you. more » MargaretMoony: So true, Thomas Lennon. So true. more » STICKSnSCONES: Nicole Richie is a riot. Strangely enough Paris Hilton is probably asking herself a similar question: how did Nicole become the breakout star of the S... more » prettycool: Yeah, ok, but what was Andrew WK partying about today? MOAR WK! Dear lord, I think I'm going to have to actually join twitter to get my fix. #lindsay... more » andromache: damn I agree with LiLo on something: I love both House and Californication. this means LiLo and I are practically BFFs!!!!! #lindsaylohantwitter more » Bitingpika: What do the women do after they've met Jesus? Make awkward small talk? Ask for his fish and loaf recipe? #lindsaylohantwitter more » SUNNY1: Citizen Know-Nothing frowns haughtily upon your comments Bill Maher! #lindsaylohantwitter more » phantom lady: So many questions Blair. Was Jesus alone or was Madonna there too? What are they doing at your little hoodunk church? And what preytell is "unchurched... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Sarah Palin resigned months ago and she's only canceling her AKGovSarahPalin account now? #lindsaylohantwitter more » rodmanstreet: Oh, Lindsay, just when I thought we could no longer be friends, you had to bring the Duchovny love. I guess I just can't quit you yet. #lindsaylohant... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Blair, I think you're done repenting for stealing that poem from Emily Dickinson and turning it in as your own and for being a mega-bitch to Jo for al... more » pesematology: Congrats Rivers!!! more » -
#tweetbeat
Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife). More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
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#tweetbeat
Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
#tweetbeat
Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is insisting that Bethenny Frankel is pregnant, Paris Hilton is upset about a rumor involving herself and lobsters, and Joan Rivers cracks a Balloon Boy joke. More » -
#dirtbag
Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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#overthehills
The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
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#dirtbag
Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]
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#dirtbag
Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets
- Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!
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#dirtbag
Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
- Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Hears A Boo From Angry British Fans
- Lady Gaga was booed by her British fans yesterday after showing up 20 minutes late to her performance and then having to cut her set short as a result. Maybe they were just saying boo-urns? [TheSun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Saves Mischa; Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat
- Mischa Barton's former friend Nicole Richie is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.
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#trashyreads
People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
Romance novels are known for heaving bosoms, but these photos from People's "Hottest Bachelors" feature of Bret Michaels and Brody Jenner posed like they're on the cover of a romance novel just made us want to heave.
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#ragtrade
J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
- Jennifer Lopez is getting out of the U.S. clothing business, closing her brand, Sweetface. In 2007, Lopez shuttered JLO, replacing it with Justsweet — which then closed after two seasons. It's tough out there for a wannabe fashion mogul. [WWD]
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#overthehills
Brody's GF Deals With His Infidelity The Only Way She Knows How
Why have The Hills waited to feature Brody's girlfriend Jayde until the last few episodes? She's (Jãger) bottled drama. Last night she relied on her liquid confidence to confront Audrina on sharing Brody's bed. -
#clips
Zac Efron's Surprisingly Cerebral Pool Party Ruined By Crashing Uncle
This video (embedded after the jump) is jam-packed with stars, but the best part? Watching Brody Jenner wax intellectual. Plus: Justin Long partying underwater. Zac Efron's sad face is pretty great too. [Funny or Die] More » -
#amansmind
Deep Thoughts
Brody Jenner on his reality show Bromance: "I love the title. It almost crosses the line with the whole gay thing. There is nothing gay about [bromance.] If anything, it makes you more masculine." [Papermag]
