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    o-line: Larry King asked the same question about the covered wagon in his youth. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    vulcanized: Erika Christensen? She's gonna SWIMFAN Samberg's ass! #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Andrew WK is so worth following for his advice tweets. Also I am stoked Ellen Page is on twitter. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Snowbunny: I just had an alarming mini heart attack of joy when I read Neil Diamond's tweet. I'm going to watch that clip 100 times on youtube now. #michaelloha... more »
    kookla: Neil Diamond. I was thinking the same thing!! I love you. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    jdawgg297: somebody tell Larry King that my 94 volvo 850 and I are doing well, thank you very much. Working odometers, windows, AC, sun visors, and glove compart... more »
    NtotheItotheCKY: I love how even the random photo of the spider she found looks like it's ready for the pages of one of her magazines:) #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Leucadia: Martha (and anyone else not squeamish): Check out What's That Bug? [www.whatsthatbug.com] Very interesting pics of bugs that people send in! Including... more »
    pesematology: Thank you for including Larry King and Rivers Cuomo in these. Their tweets always make me happy. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    erinna: So Martha Stewart is the goose that laid the golden egg? #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    TransFat: I always type it out as, "badum bum chhh!!!" see also: "dun dun DUNN" and everyone's favorite, "wah waaaah" #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Neil you just made my heart happy. I am sure your tweet just sent the actor who plays him into the stratosphere. How much bigger a compliment could so... more »
    caffeinequeen: That picture of the spider made me vomit, scream, and piss my pants simultaneously. I know they're important for ecological reasons and all, but KILL... more »
    phantom lady: Yes Neil, Puck was so good so good so Sweet Caroline! I read all things on Jez even if I don't watch them (hills) so I'm hep and current on my pop cul... more »
    Uncommon Whore: I love Puck and I have watched the video of him singing Sweet Caroline about four times in the past two days. Love. Him. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    lisas: I had a spider in my cleavage the other day, and twittered about it. I sense a disturbance in the force. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    CollegeCamel: Well Larry, there are three of them in my parents' driveway...so....nothing? #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Penny_Esq: I have a station wagon, Larry. Never fear, they're not extinct. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    dearest: how can the 'dash wedding be 2 hours? the whole relationship only existed for 45 minutes so far? #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
    Perpetual Ingenue: Martha Stewart has a studio just for blogging? God, I wanna be rich. #michaellohanfaketwitter more »
  • #tweetbeat

    Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account

    Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave. More »
  • #historylessons

    The Female Vote: It Was 89 Years Ago Today