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    pinkplasticdoll: Sweet Dreams is actually by the Eurythmics, but don't mind me. more »
    rednrowdy: ...we kept applying the format to everything. "It's popcorn, bitch." "It's gum on your shoe, bitch." "It's public transit, bitch." this sounds like so... more »
    Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit): Lols, the appending "bitch" to everything line made me chuckle. You and your sister sound awesome. more »
    ImproperDancing: I'm pretty jealous. Plus, your drunken shenanigans sound like the kind of drunken shenanigans my sister and I would engage in were we to attend a Bri... more »
    DorothyZbornak: Girl, you shoulda went to the ATL show--there were plenty of fellas in the house. Granted, 99% of them were gay, but that just made it all the more fun. more »
    Sukie in the Graveyard: Hello Hortense, This is an incredible piece. Thank you. You need to know how beautiful that last paragraph was. She's a social phenomenon, a study o... more »
    The HZA.: I sooooo want to see this show. more »
    Devonna: I want to go! I'm so jealous hortense...and thanks for this awesome review! Britney had her nervous breakdown phase at the same age I had my nervous ... more »
    Lazy Line Painter Jane: hey! I was at that 2001 Dream Within a Dream Fleet Center concert in Boston with my best friend when I was fourteen or fifteen and it was AMAZING. It ... more »
    Cafezinha: IT'S HORTENSE, BITCH. Brit is going to be 2 hours from me in April, but I just couldn't justify the cost (tickets, transportation, overnight stay some... more »
    katie.scarlett.o'hara: I should have gone when she was in Miami, but I thought it better to save my monies while on Spring break. The show was awesome from all accounts, th... more »
    bluebears: Is it weird that I've started referring to Hortense as "the 'tense" in my own head? more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: For some crazy reason, I was listening to KISS 108 on the way home from work on Monday and the DJ was giving away tickets to the Britney show if the g... more »
    Mary McCarthyite: This is the best concert review I've ever read! THX. more »
    Eeva: Going to see Britney Spears for her vocal skills is like going to see a podiatrist to get your teeth fixed. GMFO [GUFFAWING MY FEET OFF]. I think if ... more »
  • #killthelights

    On Surviving A Night At Britney's Circus

    It's not a secret to anyone who knows me that I have a slight fascination with Ms. Britney Jean Spears. So when the opportunity came about to see her in concert, I ran with it. More »
  • #snapjudgment

    Britney Bangs The Bum Slowly

    [New Orleans, March 3. Image via WENN]

  • #oopsshediditagain

    Welcome To Britney's "Circus"