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more about #britneyspears more comments → VoxPopuli: So...Ashlee's eyes in frame 10. What's going on there? Are they actually looking in two directions? She looks possessed. Also, I assume that Nicole a... more » BytheSea: Poor Rhianna, for the rest of her life she's gonna be That Girl Who Got Beat by The Rapper. People won't even remember she's a singer too. She needs t... more » Snowbunny: J. Lo just set a new level of sexy face in slide 10. Can Megan Fox rise to the challenge? more » Scout: i'm not sure why I tried but I really don't see Courtney's missive pointed AT Norton, rather, his "BM" which first, made me laugh but has to be some k... more » R_Claw: I now want a calendar where each month there's a different dog reading a different tell-all book about a different celebrity. I think this is genius. more » funzette: "Carey told Shia that Keira warned her that he's a player, which enraged Shia, because he's really genuine. " Shia, you'll always be a damaged norsem... more » applejuice: I wanna hear about "Angie and Brad's Obama Battle" in Us. Ever since I heard Jolie say how she lurrrrved Ayn Rand and that the Fountainhead was great... more » kookla: The last time I had steamy sex in the shower, I slipped and busted my ass bone. Then I couldn't do anything for 6 months. Even now I prefer baths. more » JennaW: They don't spend their downtime talking about Tom?! But what else could women possibly discuss but mutual exes? I call bullshit! more » eatsshootsleaves: The only things I hope are true in these magazines is the reading dog and Britney letting her kids draw on her wall, which is kind of awesome. more » lalaland13: In my screenplay, the man opens up the shower door and the woman sighs and says, "Dude, I'm all soapy now and if we start hitting it right here, I'm g... more » SUNNY1: I've read better love scenes than that Angelina/Johnny one in Harlequin books. "Slithery"? Really? How is that sexy? She sounds like a snake. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I enjoy a good pirate movie. I also like french bread, brie, baguettes, and I look super stylish in a beret. Can I fornicate with Johnny Depp now? more » morninggloria: You know how they say that T Pain's horrifying makeover of the Miami Dolphins song was the death of autotune? I feel like Jennifer Lopez's face in th... more » formergr: I love the overly-earnest tone of the piece analyzing a courtroom sketch of Nicole Richie as if it were a Renaissance painting. Her elongated neck sy... more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Starlets Getting Their Act Together Is Killing Paparazzi Profits
Earlier today, Sadie wondered, "Is there a rule that the more humiliated a celebrity would be by a shot, the bigger the coup?" The answer, alas, is yes. But unfortunately for the paparazzi business, the humiliation pie is getting smaller. More » -
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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I Was Going To Do A Critical Analysis Of Britney's New Video
Like I did with her Candie's commercial… But there wasn't even enough substance to make fun of. Maybe the ladies hanging from the curtain rod represent all of us women trying to pull ourselves up? Eh, watch it here. [BuzzFeed] -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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Poll Position
Miley Cyrus has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by a group of readers at AOL's teen website, JSYK.com, with Britney and Kanye coming in close behind at numbers 2 and 3. [Reuters]
