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more about #britneyspears more comments → kookla: I could give two shits about Brad Pitt, but give me a break! Sorry the structures are not "esthetically pleasing" to some armchair architect who proba... more » TildeMarks: William Shatner is just the 'shat'. more » vulcanized: Knight and Day sounds like a title one Kenneth Ellen Parcel would come up with. more » Snowbunny: Banishing anyone from Australia is just kinda ironic, don't you think? Also: crazy pants. more » BetteD: I lurve the item quoting Britney as having "banished" her manager-manfriend from Australia. It just reminds me of Romeo and Juliet--"Thou art banishe... more » mysterygirl: "Sexy at 19 and sexy at 21 is two different things" makes me laugh out loud-- ah, the difference two years make. more » Penny: Tila Tequila performs? more » JinxyMcDeath: I have to say, I am not surprised about Perez Hilton's revelation about Drew Barrymore's lack of sobriety. Although PH is ridiculous, he is backstage ... more » morninggloria: I'm not saying that I want Michael Lohan to kill himself, but I would really like it if he stopped existing as we know him. Maybe a serious bout of a... more » Lolita Hazed: Despite not killing anyone, I feel like Chris Brown is kinda like the new OJ: everyone knows he did it and no one wants to hear about it anymore. more » morninggloria: In every single picture I've seen of Chris Brown, he looks like a twerpy douche who can't quite pull off what he's trying to pull off. more » JinxyMcDeath: Must be nice to be able to set aside time to go to the gym every single day, Claire Danes. Also, I automatically dislike people who claim to 'never' ... more » MIXED: Ian McKellan, can we be BFF? Please? I make a mean lasagna. more » MIXED: I wish I had the power to banish people from the country I happen to be spending time in. I BANISH THEE, STUPID CHEATING EX BOYFRIEND, FROM THE UNITE... more » Devonna: It's more important that the "Make it Right" homes are structurally sound. I understand aesthetics are important, but giving people affordable housi... more » -
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Starlets Getting Their Act Together Is Killing Paparazzi Profits
Earlier today, Sadie wondered, "Is there a rule that the more humiliated a celebrity would be by a shot, the bigger the coup?" The answer, alas, is yes. But unfortunately for the paparazzi business, the humiliation pie is getting smaller. More » -
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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I Was Going To Do A Critical Analysis Of Britney's New Video
Like I did with her Candie's commercial… But there wasn't even enough substance to make fun of. Maybe the ladies hanging from the curtain rod represent all of us women trying to pull ourselves up? Eh, watch it here. [BuzzFeed] -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:




