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more about #britney The HZA.: I'm so embarrassed I used to be in love with ARod. In my defense, he was a Mariner then. #alexrodriguez more » bibomaco: 2 centaur pictures? In the words of Liz Lemon: "S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez more » shadesofmediocrity: As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ev... more » Michelle13: Dear Alice Cooper and Michael Buble, You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pi... more » NewsBunny: I would expect nothing different from a Skankee player. Big Papi wouldn't do that. Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez more » indeedso: "weird sizes" and shapes? like, doll-sized? centaur-shaped? What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez more » meritxell: an erotic life: Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur... more » la.donna.pietra: Every time I read about how vicious people are towards Diablo Cody, I rethink my lifelong fantasy of being a successful and famous writer. Yeesh. #al... more » Kilotwat: Obligatory when discussing A-Rod's narcissism... #alexrodriguez more » ketamineKitty: Let's start using the word "knickers". I'm not one of those fakey brits but I fuckin hate the word panties too. #alexrodriguez more » Evie Havok: Oh, Leona Lewis you're a freaking saint. If I'd been in your position I would have done anything in my power to make that little racist c-word get fir... more » Brigit: If only stuff like that happened when I'm in the lab at night... but no. The smell of nuked e.coli, clorox, and rotten eggs are never compensated with... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: How much do I love Heidi Klum? So much. She has some serious joie de vivre. #alexrodriguez more » duetoprivacy: cant see comments! #alexrodriguez more » heykoukla: It looks so obvious looking back at old photos now, but it never occurred to me that Agassi wore a wig back in the day. #alexrodriguez more » Snacky_Onassis: I, for one, am impressed that a-rod even knows what a centaur is. #alexrodriguez more » funzette: In the spirit of Sexy Centaurs, I present the picture that sailed a thousand slash fanfics. The other night I tried to convince my husband this pictu... more » IndignationCoordinator: The woman accused of stalking both Justin Timberlake and Axl Rose claims that she's been targeted by "Babylon witches" who have "evil" powers over her... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: The play that Matthew Broderick is in wasn't pushed back just because he didn't know all his lines - the other actor was reading from the actual scrip... more » ExtensionOfBob: Some people weren't exactly impressed by Heidi's Kali costume. (That being said, I see people dressed up as Jesus all the time. I think that's the onl... more » -
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death
- Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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Chris Brown Case To Be Investigated Further; Duff/Dunaway Feud Continues
- The fallout from Chris Brown's arrest for allegedly attacking Rihanna continued today, even as the District Attorney's office said they needed police to do more investigative work to find out what really happened.
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