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more about #bristolpalin Flackette Goes Retro: When I was 14, my mom told me that if I ever needed the Pill I should come to her. Of course, I didn't have sex until 11 years later, because I was an... more » BlondeGoddess: Since I read in VF that the only thing that Sarah Palin does at home is lock herself up in her bedroom, wear PJs and watch wedding shows, I can't be s... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Shayne Lamas has fans? #sarahpalin more » annewithaneee: The summer I was sixteen, my mother and I had a fleeting conversation about kissing. She was shocked - shocked! - that I knew about French kissing. ... more » maude_flanders: What really kills me - it really rips me up - is when people think I'm abrasive, inconsiderate or ungrateful because I don't go outside in a bikini an... more » BAngieB: I can't believe I'm defending that POS Michael Lohan, who, of course, DID NOT TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY PRETTY, PRETTY GIRL, but he could have been looking... more » Lola Lotus: That Lindsay Lohan quote is straight out of Zoolander! #sarahpalin more » PoisonPixie: Wow, if Sarah Palin can't manage her own household...how could she possibly manage the country? And, even if you teach/or are taught abstinence, shou... more » annebreal: I gotta say that Ohio and Michigan feel the same. As do Indiana and, except Chicago, Illinois. Flat? Check. Strip malls? Check. Boring? Check. I say t... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Is anyone else tired of hearing Twilight stars snarking on the very movies that have made them ridiculously popular and wealthy? Yes, Rob the book wa... more » TurnItOff: The character description for Edward Cullen really included "witty" and "funny"? Because everything he said in the movie just seemed awkward and like... more » Leucadia: Bristol Palin's boobs look so uncomfortably smashed in that picture. #sarahpalin more » MIXED: Re: Springsteen yelling the wrong state. I went to a Christina Aguilera show a few years ago in Dallas with my sister, and she kept saying, "Hey Hous... more » HereComesMyBaby: I just found out my not-boyfriend guy used to be friends with Russell Brand back when R.B. was just a drug-addicted neighborhood character, AND they w... more » missing_piece: "He'll drive you in his Volvo"? This is a line from Twilight? And people like this stuff? Really? #sarahpalin more » Bgirl_Hamster: Just so everyone understands what's going on Lindsay Lohan has to clarify "I am freaking out." #sarahpalin more » trollprincess: My immediate reaction to the Sarah Palin comment was to wonder how anyone could think someone is intelligent enough to run the country when they don't... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well that explains why Paris has to resort to reality TV to find friends. #sarahpalin more » JinxyMcDeath: Shayne Lamas' post-DUI statement sounds like it was written by her mother. And if you've seen her show, it likely was... #sarahpalin more » mich3001: I somehow misread and believed for five seconds that Victoria Beckham wanted Blake Lively to model her new line of CHEESES. And what a glorious five s... more » -
#dirtbag
Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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#thecarpersindex
What's Inside Sarah Palin's New Book?
Sarah Palin has finished her memoir early, and the 400-page Going Rogue (yes, that's the real title) will hit shelves Nov. 17. After the jump, we imagine what the index might look like.
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#pornultimatum
Palin Family (Incestuous) Porn Spoof
Well, it was bound to happen: a Palin family porno spoof has been made. Fuck Me and My Mom 9 features "Sara and Bristhole Paelin," reconciling their "differences" with "David Ledderman," played by porn star Randy Spears. (Link NSFW.) [AVN] More » -
#noshitnews
Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
Levi Johnston's manager (and crush object) Tank Jones, admits to People that Johnston's pursuing offers to model, appear on sitcoms or do reality TV to support his sonTrigTripp. [People] -
#personalpolitical
Why Is It So Difficult To Defend Sarah Palin?
I'm finding it frustratingly difficult to get outraged over David Letterman's remarks about Sarah Palin and her daughter(s). More » -
#backgroundnoise
Levi Johnston Bares Nothing In L.A.
TMZ interviewed Levi Johnston in L.A. yesterday, where he said incredibly banal things about sunscreen and his relationship with Bristol. More interesting: you can see the intellectually stimulating bodyguard, Tank, from Johnston's GQ profile in the background. [TMZ] -
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#babyblues
Bristol Palin Says Girls Don't "Get" The Consequences Of Sex
In a truly depressing new People magazine cover story, Bristol Palin once again attempts to turn her life into a cautionary tale for other teens.
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#edumacation
The Graduate Is A Tripp
Finally the world gets some endearing Palin news. Bristol received her high school diploma last night, wearing a necklace of Blow-Pop lollipops strung together with curly gift ribbon and mouthing, "Where's my baby?" Congrats! [People] -
#personalpolitical
Bristol Changes Tune On Abstinence; Todd Calls Tripp A "Mistake"
Governor Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol once told Fox News that abstinence is "unrealistic", but now that she's a Teen Ambassador for The Candie's Foundation, she says abstinence is "the only way" to prevent pregnancy. More » -
#humilitydonewrong
The Smiling Face Of Teen Pregnancy Thinks You Should Wait
It is ironic that Bristol Palin will leave her baby in Wasilla, come to New York at another's expense, meet famous people and appear on TV in order to show why teen pregnancy sucks. [MSNBC] -
#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse Is Hospitalized, Lily Allen Is Dissed By Joan Collins, And Shia Really Loves His Mom
- Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]
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#levistressco
Next Stop, Oprah? Levi Johnston, Family, Hit Up CBS
Levi Johnston appeared on The Early Show today to continue denying characterizations that he's "white trash" and trying to get money and attention out of his association with the Palins. He still isn't succeeding.
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#tyrant
Levi Johnston, Mother, & Sister Complain About Palins On Tyra
Today, Bristol Palin's baby daddy, grandma, and aunt were on Tyra to "break their silence" about the living "nightmare" that is being illegitimate in-laws of the Palin family. More » -
#dirtbag
Sarah Palin "Disappointed" With Levi Johnston's Appearance On Tyra
- Sarah Palin isn't smiling with her eyes over Levi Johnston's appearance on the Tyra Banks Show, where he discussed his relationship with Palin's daughter, Bristol. Palin has released a statement accusing Johnston of "lies."[People]
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#betteroffunsaid
Levi Johnston Proves That Teenage Girls Have Bad Taste In Boys
Levi Johnston will appear Monday on Tyra and admit that he and Bristol Palin used protection "most of the time." Despite being alive, he thinks Sarah Palin knew they were doing it. [Tyra via Broadsheet] -
#babybump
The U.S. Baby Boom: Blame Bristol! Or Maybe Angelina
Abortion rates are at their lowest in decades, while the birth rate is up. Way up: In 2007 more babies were born in the U.S. than ever before, topping even the boom of the 50s. More » -
#clips
Levi Johnston Tells GMA He's Not Mature Enough To Be A Dad
Today Good Morning America scored an exclusive interview with Levi Johnston, father of Bristol Palin's baby. How? Well, it's the only network that thought to accost Johnson while he drove his pickup around rural Wasilla. More »
