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more about #brides more comments → mariamariamaria: Cockermouth? But I just met her!!! Bahahahaha! Tip your waitresses, and try the veal - I'll be here 'til Sunday! more » sayah: Cockermouth again! I used all my Beavis & Butthead-material yesterday! *begins giggling incessantly* more » sybann: I thought this was an ad for sunscreen... those three coulda used some. more » SUNNY1: And here, for $2000, we have the Skeletons in your Closet... more » badmutha: WHAT? You think crypt keepers don't fall in love too? Everyone wants a nice wedding. more » wordinedgewise: Dear god, there is a place called COCKERMOUTH! more » PorkStore: I am a wedding photographer; 1) Look over your contract. In mine, it explicitly states that any and all pictures I take at your wedding may be used ... more » Cimorene: It's depressing how many people here are dismissing her concerns. I don't get why. Someone took pictures of her without her permission, in her underwe... more » rodmanstreet: Mrs Bostwick is such a hypocrite. Look at how she celebrated her engagement. #bridesuesunderwearpictures more » PoisonPixie: Doesn't Madonna look awesome here...gritty and sexy and dirty. Whenever I see these photos I miss the old Madonna. #bridesuesunderwearpictures more » LaComtesse: Deal with my mother-in-law offering your apartment to wedding guests* a week-long stay in your apartment while you're on your honeymoon and THEN you c... more » queenjulie: That studio's portfolio gave me PTSD because I am now painfully aware of the fact that I am not incredibly gorgeous, incredibly wealthy, or living in ... more » msAnthrope: oh for god's sake, just hire a hacker and crash the site. i can understand being pissed off if you specifically told the photographer no, but PTSD? is... more » LutherNipperkin: She should check her contract. The photog probably reserved the rights to use her work from that day in her portfolio.I can understand maybe wanting ... more » kellyhelene: oh yeah, I can totally see how she didn't notice, since wedding photographers are SO SUBTLE. "What, there was someone standing over there with a FOOT... more » -
#isue
Bride Sues Over Racy Wedding Photos
New Yorker Sarah Bostwick is suing her wedding photographer for posting pictures of her in her underwear on the studio's website. Bostwick says she didn't want pictures taken of her getting dressed and they've given her PTSD. [N.Y. Daily News] -
#leftovers
Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
• Hundreds of Muslim pilgrims have lined up to catch a glimpse of this Russian baby, who supposedly has verses from the Koran inscribed on his leg, which appear and fade every few days. • More » -
#itheedread
Is Designer Monique Lhuillier A Twihard?
Christian Siriano, Zac Posen and Erin Fetherston are among those who sketched wedding gowns for Bella at the request of InStyle.com, but (obsessed!) commenters agree that only Lhuillier's design "looks identical to what is described in Breaking Dawn." [EW, InStyle.com] -
#photoshopofhorrors
The Weird World Of Miniature Brides
The folks at Tacky Weddings have called our attention to a fairly disturbing trend: "miniature bride" photography, which places the happy couple in scenes akin to Jack and the Beanstalk, with the groom looming over the bride, giant style. More » -
#weddingstunts
Is The Viral Video The New Status Symbol For Brides And Grooms?
The recession has put a damper on the lavish, filled with one-upmanship weddings that swept through the country during the early part of this decade. But now a new trend has come along: the viral wedding video. More » -
#itheedread
Breaking: Not All Men Comically Terrified Of Marriage.
"Where did you hear that, a Kate Hudson movie?" my boyfriend asked me. No! CNN.com! More » -
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#herecomesthebride
Is Having An "Offbeat" Wedding Really That Different From Having A Traditional Wedding?
It is very easy, I think, to crap all over a traditional wedding. I've done it myself, to be honest, rolling my eyes at sites like The Knot and various reality shows featuring out-of-control Bridezillas. More » -
#unholymatrimony
Braving The New York Weddings Showcase, Round 2
Last year, when I attended New York Magazine's Wedding Showcase, I was a single, self-proclaimed slut looking to mock Tory Burch-clad bridezillas, and got distracted by the open bar. This year, I'm an engaged woman.
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#itheedread
Budget-Conscious Brides Apparently Even More Obsessive Than Regular Brides
Wedding fun for everyone: "Dad carries, Mom finds the right size and my brother does what he's told," says one bargain-hunting bride. She wears this cunning hat so her handlers can find her in the crowd. More » -
#itheedread
Wedding Mockery: All's Fair In Love And Tulle
We love a train-wreck wedding cake as much as the next guy, but is tackyweddings.com going too far? More » -
#clips
Bride Wars: Recessionistas Strip Wedding Dresses From Superstore
American women, behold: Your wedding-industrial complex at work. (Speaking of industrious, keep an eye on the woman with the lavender backpack.) We suggest you turn down the volume or create a soundtrack of your choosing. -
#maritalmadness
Bride's Head Visited: Grading The Wide World Of Wedding Mags
Since becoming a bride-to-be, I've been plunged into the wild, woolly, odd and anxiety-producing world of the Wedding Magazine. This past week, I've "read" and digested the latest offerings... so you don't have to.
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#oncethecamerasstop
Fetishizing Traditional Roles Means Ignoring Their Realities
The Nation's Katha Pollitt is the latest person to weigh in on Nadya Suleman and her octuplets. In a piece in the Guardian, Pollitt makes an offhand remark that really made me think. More » -
#rants
Yes, I'm Engaged, Now Back Off
About a month or so ago, my boyfriend of 9 years decided to go all official on me and asked me to marry him. And thus began my weird life as an Officially Engaged Person. More »
