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more about #bretmichaels more comments → Clarissima: Pure horror. #bretmichaels more » phnuggle: I thought that was phoebe price for a second and got SO SO EXCITED. that's something that needs to happen. #bretmichaels more » Island of Misfit Toys: Are they filming a remake of Sunset Boulevard? #bretmichaels more » BabyJane: I love how they both look so natural. #bretmichaels more » Sev: One douche, two cups? #bretmichaels more » Dictator for Life: THAT'S NOT TAYA! #bretmichaels more » prettycool: I always assumed that Bret's wig is attached to his bandana, like when you buy a rastafarian hat with dreads attached. #bretmichaels more » Piegasm: There really needs to be a Bret Michaels Barbie. #bretmichaels more » stacyinbean: I was JUST saying how much I miss the quality program known as Rock of Love... #bretmichaels more » Tchotchke: God, just looking at the face he's making is forcing me to re-live his "HEY-OH!!!" comments, which, he uttered every damn time some girl's boobs were ... more » BAngieB: They both look like they crawled out from under a Rock of Love. #bretmichaels more » dreamweave: That bandanna really brings out his eyes. #bretmichaels more » anastasia beaverhousen: why are his sideburns so dark yet his hair so light? #bretmichaels more » serreca: He looks more like someone dressed up as Bret Michaels for Halloween, than he does actually look like Bret Michaels. Sad. #bretmichaels more » hortense: I believe that's an Ed Hardy leather jacket, my friends. I don't know if it can ever be topped. Our tour just might end here. #bretmichaels more » -
#snapjudgment
Nothin' But A Good Time… It Don't Get Better Than This
[New York, November 5. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#trashyreads
People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
Romance novels are known for heaving bosoms, but these photos from People's "Hottest Bachelors" feature of Bret Michaels and Brody Jenner posed like they're on the cover of a romance novel just made us want to heave.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Told To Quiet Down; Ryan & Farrah Will Marry
- The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home at about 4 a.m. yesterday after her neighbors complained that she was playing loud music. She was ticketed for being excessively noisy. [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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#dirtbag
Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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#headbanging
Bret Michaels' Lack Of Gay Icon Status Leads To Lack Of Respect
Bret Michaels posted pictures of his Tony Awards injuries on MySpace, with a statement: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern." [TMZ] -
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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#trashtv
Rock Of Love Bus Reunion: Some Got Pregnant, Others Got Sober
On last night's reunion of Rock of Love Bus, the infamous vagina shots incident wasn't specifically addressed, but the two contestants involved did admit that they got sober after the show…sort of. More » -
#rockoflovebus
Bret Michaels Picks His "Rock Of Love"
On last night's finale, Bret picked the girl he's going to pretend to date for a little bit. He presented her with an engagement ring, and then said he was gonna "hang on to it." More » -
#vidiots
Eminem's New Video Mocks Women, Lesbians, Bret Michaels, Himself
Eminem's been away, and clearly his time off was spent watching reality TV, visiting blogs and reading tabloids. His new video, "We Made You," opens with the rapper dressed as Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love.
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#rockoflovebus
Bret Michaels Prefers Slutty Mardi Gras Costumes To Slutty Sailor Costumes
On last night's Rock of Love Bus, Bret requested that the three finalists dress in stripper-y Mardi Gras costumes, but was annoyed when one girl didn't want to wear the thong and headdress. -
#indreams
When Pop Culture Invades Your Dreams
Sometimes, your dreams have a way of reminding you that it might be time to stop watching reruns at 2am before bed and consider alternate means of entertainment. Especially when your dream involves Bret Michaels. More » -
#poison
Diabeedus
Bret Michaels's autobiography Roses & Thorns—out on June 23—will detail his childhood, DUIs, and reinvention from rocker to reality star. His nails look as pretty as his eyeliner in this cover photo. [People] -
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E! THS: Bret Michaels Directed, Wrote, Starred In Straight-To-Video Movie
An E! THS on Bret mentioned his little-known vanity film project (besides his sex tape with Pamela Anderson), called Letter From Death Row. He's bald in it! Trailer and more after the jump. More » -
#rockoflovebus
The Girls Sing For Bret; Bandanna Now Doubles As Muffler And Wig-Security
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret had the girls write lyrics to a one of his songs, yielding results like "Love, War, & Rock 'N Roll" and "Text Message My Heart." More » -
#clips
Rock Of Love Bus: Bret Sends Home The Last Blonde Left
As evidenced by last night's episode, Bret Michaels doesn't mind another man's name tattooed on a breast implant, but he is bothered if the implants and the woman attached to them live with that man.
