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more about #breeding more comments → FattyCatty: In my single days, I didn't play hard to get but I was genuinely disinterested in about 99% of the guys I met. However, a woman has needs, so sometime... more » fashionablyevil: GAH. I hate these studies that start with the premise that males are promiscuous and females are choosy. FALSE. FAIL. more » CrossWord: I can't do the coy thing. Either I'm legitimately shy, or I'm all over you. I am not capable of artifice. more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: Here is my theory for justifying why men all desire monogamous relationships with older, overweight women: Because men want to maximize their number o... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Do I have to chew on that? I'd rather not, if it's all the same... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Those horny male birds, always trying to spread their seed. more » J.D.Regent: SCIENCE. Teaching us what eighth grade dances failed to. more » anonymiss: as someone who used to hate the theory of game playing an hard to get, i must say that it really does work. i told my now boyfriend flat out in the be... more » exelizabeth: What is up with referring to birds as "Men" and "Women?" Those words refer to humans. "Male" and "female" should suffice. more » tscheese: They breed through joining their assholes together Heidi and Spencer? Is that you? more » badmutha: As a birdwatcher, I have seen the way females will totally reject males who are beautiful, powerful, loud, etc. for one that is not as much. I think t... more » girlreporter has a dorky journalism blog: In regards to the footnote: I did learn from listening to RadioLab from WNYC that ducks have crazy-long penises. I think they're the only birds that d... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: by seeing how the male behaves in the different situations. Is your bird rude to waitstaff? Does he neglect to open your nest door? Does his shiny li... more » morninggloria: My cousin Polly Penguin will find this highly applicable! more » Jessi Ramsey: That's right, they breed through joining their assholes together. That reminds me of that scene in that Miranda July movie where the two boys are on t... more »
