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more about #breasts more comments → MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: Since we're talking about ads that don't go over well, does anyone remember Corn Nuts' ill fated "bust a nut" campaign from about 1997? Apparently... more » morninggloria: I'm surprised, baffled, outraged, and thirsty over the fact that Kraft's Shake N Bake hasn't taken advantage of the obvious drug-related connotation o... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: It's Shake N Bake advertising, and I helped! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I do think it's mildly amusing that the fake boob inserts you stick in your bra are called "chicken cutlets." But that's more of a "ohhh hey yeah, c... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I saw this at the mall recently. Ew. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Please, your Shake N Bake could use some more salt. Don't talk to me about my chicken breasts until you do something about that flavor issue. more » bluetrain84: Uggh, the same ad is in the walk-through section between Copley and the Pru in Boston and I HATE IT. The first time I saw it, I had to stop and feel ... more » I, Zombie Normal: Shake-n-Bake still exists? I at first missed the explanation that this was on a mirror, and was so confused why they were telling the lobby that its ... more » jgh: They're going to wear easily identifiable markers now? Sweet! Now I know who to avoid. more » sybann: Nothing says "I am a scrotum" quite like a polo with breasts that look like balls embroidered on it. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: they do look like warty balls, or a pimply butt. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: As I look at this picture I have realized that there is nothing sadder than a grown man wearing a shirt adorned with embroidered tits. more » Snowbunny: Wow. I thought nothing could be worse than those giant, rat horses Ralph Lauren tried to rock. Good job world, once again you prove to me that I mig... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Honestly, I think this is awesome. I have notoriously bad jerk-radar and this shirt is like a tattoo on your forehead that says "I'm a giant douchebag... more » blue_streak: I thought it was a butt with rouge on it's cheeks. So, an assclown for the assclown? more » -
#badvertising
Embarrassing Shake 'N Bake Ad Featured In Company HQ
There's an ad for Shake-N-Bake, a product owned by Kraft Foods, in the lobby of Kraft's Chicago-area headquarters. The ad is on a mirror, and the copy reads: "You look smashing. But your chicken breasts could use a lift." Hilarious? More » -
#titsup
Tucker Max Now Embroidering Polo Shirts
Need a gift for the assclown on your list? Perhaps he'd like this polo shirt embroidered with a pair of breasts. As a bonus, the Washington City Paper's Amanda Hess points out, "they look like balls from far away." [Sexist] -
#whatanass
UK Man Gets Nipples Tattooed On His Butt
A tattoo artist in the UK is looking for a big enough bra for his butt, now that he's gotten two nipples (originally "modeled"on those of Lily Allen) on his behind. His mum doesn't like it. [The Sun] -
#renaissancewomen
The Renaissance Faire: Beer, Breasts & Sexual Harassment
We've spilled a fair amount of virtual ink on the increasing slutification of Halloween, but as an article in this Sunday's Washington Post shows, Halloween is not the only time for skin-bearing fantasies. There's also the Ren Faire. More » -
#badvertising
Piece Of Meat
Oh. God. This Slovenian sausage ad, which shows a sausage nestled suggestively between a pair of naked breasts, almost makes America's strange bukakke obsession look subtle in comparison. Image (NSFW, obviously) after the jump. [Copyranter] More » -
#titter
Meghan McCain's Mammaries Cause Twitter Furor
Meghan McCain posted the photo at left on her Twitter feed last night, and the rash of negative responses made her threaten to quit Twitter entirely.
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#fashionshow
Here's what Pier Paolo Piccioli, who, with Maria Grazia Chiuri, now helms Valentino, described his collection's muse: "She's kind of a delicate, romantic contemporary fairy princess who's walking in this digital enchanted garden..." In other words: visible breasts. More »BreastBest Foot Forward At Valentino -
#psa
Yes, It Hurts When Women Accidentally Get Hit "Down There"
I once saw a male friend fall to ground after getting nailed in the crotch by a basketball. As he writhed on the ground in the fetal position, he hissed, "You can't possibly understand how much this hurts." Oh, really? More » -
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#breastintentions
Cancer PSAs Go T&A (Mostly T.)
I've long agreed with arguments in favor of giving relentlessly pinkified and inexplicably juvenile breast cancer awareness campaigns a grown-up makeover, but if "grown-up" just means throwing a new tag line on a beer commercial, I'll take the teddy bears. More » -
#getitoffyourchest
Mila Kunis On Being Objectified: "I Kinda Liked It"
Mila Kunis talked to Conan O'Brien last night about new flick Extract and the fake boobs she had for filming. People's eyes would wander to her cleavage. "It was amazing," she gushed. My large rack and I disagree: More » -
#boobjobs
Choosing The Right Sports Bra Using Animated Nipples
A sports bra manufacturer created the bounce-o-meter computer animation that demonstrates what happens if you run without a bra. But if you have double Ds, you're probably pretty aware of what a wreck it is. [Shock Absorber, via Buzzfeed] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Stacked For Convenience"
Interesting comment from the original post: "Not only was Richard Deacon [at left] a big ol' mo, he wrote a Microwave Cookbook, of which I have a well-worn copy." Making this quite a unique ad pitch. [Vintage Ads] -
#bigproblems
Why Do Some Women Hate Their Big Breasts?
This weekend, MTV ran True Life: I Don't Like My Large Breasts. On it, three women with varying bra sizes explained their personal reasons and discomfort with their large (natural) breasts, ranging from negative attention to limited clothing options. More » -
#boobsyoucanuse
For When You Can't Be Too Unsubtle
Lisca is promoting its new Smart Memory Bra, designed from heat-sensitive foam that will push 'em further up as you heat up from arousal. Not recommended for running, dancing, stair-climbing or real-life-ing. [Sun] -
#hmm
Breast Intentions
Former glamour model and British celeb Nicola McLean is confused as to what breasts are for: "They're a sexual thing for me – I don't want [my son] sucking on them," she said. [TheSun] -
#bodilychoices
17 Year-Old Granted Permission For Double Mastectomy
The Family Court in Australia has granted a female-to-male transgender 17-year-old permission to have his breasts removed. Unsurprisingly, the case is not without controversy. More » -
#innerwear
The Tender Trap: Not Everyone Wants A Bigger Bra Size
Apparently bra sizes are being inflated. And the NY Times did not just say "The Truth May (Pleasantly) Surprise You" More » -
#boobytrap
Japanese Vending Machine Lets You Claw At Boobs
Why waste your time trying to snatch up stuffed animals when you can grab a claw full of boobs? More » -
#breastinshow
I Feel Good About My Rack
What's a normal breast? Yours! For confirmation, check out this [NSFW!] gallery featuring racks of all ages, shapes, and sizes. [Normal Breasts Gallery, via Sociological Images]
