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more about #breastimplants more comments → Dodgergirl: I don't know why that quote from Michelle cracks me up so much. It sounds like she got sucked into a Sex & the City marathon on TBS, momentarily blan... more » la.donna.pietra: My mom tapes newspaper articles on the bathroom mirror, too. For a while, she was cutting them out of the paper and mailing them to me. She has slow... more » whats_in_a_name: Michele and Jill look like they are hatching some sort of nefarious plan in that picture. more » kookoocachaw: I wasn't aware that someone younger than 18 could get implants, period. That just seems really unnecessary.. I mean, my breasts didn't reach their cu... more » Scout: ugh, I can already imagine all the "illegal" breast augmentations that are going to take place so, nice job ITALY, for making it even MORE unsafe. st... more » PhillyLass: Anyone know how doctors treat a broken implant? Do they have to operate? Is there a way to remove the implant goo from the body once the casing is bro... more » ebm5750: As a person who has implants and loves them, I get really sick of women who call me an idiot or look down on me for it. It's my body and I made a deci... more » woodsey: I am an asshole. I have no sympathy for this girl or her type. If you want to get surgery to look more appealing to men so you can go on a reality s... more » Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max: I may be in the minority here but I think that going on reality shows is just as idiotic as getting implants. It's all just stupid. America has seriou... more » Poodle_Heart: when will women stop having this body destroying surgery? more » Flackette Goes Retro: Gah. Is she HOLDING the implant while being taken into the ambulance, or is that an ice pack or something? Either way, yikes. more » JinxyMcDeath: Which is why you shouldn't put foreign things in your body for vanity...(reconstructive breast surgery following breast cancer excluded). more » morninggloria: What do you know. "Idiots Doing Really Stupid, Pointless Shit And Thinking That They are TOTALLY EXTREME" is still on the air. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Yawn. Someone on the latest Rock of Love busted an implant playing ice hockey. She was a total witch though, and everyone laughed her ass off the show. more » debo matar la zombi goldberry83: Wow, that last woman is a really unsympathetic asshole. Also: Owowow! Holy mother of god, I cannot imagine the pain! Can you imagine bellyflopping ... more » -
#leftovers
Michelle Wants To Go Shopping With Jill • Italy Bans Implants For Girls Under 18
• Michelle Obama on Dr. Jill Biden: "She's somebody that you want to go on a shopping trip with, or, you know, the things you do, with women who are your friends." • More » -
#boobtube
Someone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant
Considering all the fake breasts and physical competitions on reality TV, I suppose this was bound to happen. On last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Shauvon belly-flopped into the water and was rushed to the ER for a busted implant. -
#wwjjd
Judge Judy Doesn't Like Girls Who Don't Pay For Their Own Implants
Today on Judge Judy, a man was suing a woman—his former friend—for money he lent her to get breast implants. This girl didn't even stand a chance with JJ. -
#realitybites
Kendra: Topless Indoor Skydiving
Kendra Wilkinson is really into sports. But — while having a girls' weekend in Vegas on last night's episode — she decided she needed a break from handling balls, and tried something more extreme: topless indoor skydiving. More » -
#painporn
Female Confessional Journalism And The Business Of Self-Hate
Hadley Freeman has a very smart piece in the Guardian today about a very disturbing phenomenon: female journalists publicly baring their depressing and ultimately unsuccessful battles with various forms of self-loathing.
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#lovelyladylumps
Dangerous Beauty
The Amateur Boxing Association of England has refused Sarah Blewden, 25, permission to compete. They claim her boob job as their reason. More » -
#boobjob
Man Tried To Reclaim Breast Implants
That headline really sums up it up. A man who paid for his girlfriend's breast implants stabbed her six times saying, "I'm gonna cut 'em out and get em back." Women = property! [NY Post] -
