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more about #breastaugmentation Pantra: I love his phone number. Damien from the Omen grew up and became a plastic surgeon. more » RoughHouser: Well, HELL! If I'd had this deal last month for my mastectomy and reconstruction, I'd have a free implant with which I could play beanbag toss, or use... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: What if I want to buy them in bulk? Like a six pack o' boobs? more » little_librarian: What is with the plastic surgery billboards? There was one on a very well traveled road near my town that said, "Why get's A's and B's when you can ... more » Snowbunny: That's two ridonk ads from my home state today. I am proud of our avante garde advertising. "Want to wear neoprene? Just move to Wisconsin instead!" more » Experiment626: Uh, but does the free implant have to be one of equal or lesser size than the first and can you mix and match? more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Also, does this remind anyone else of something?? HI, EVERYBODY!!! more » curiousgeorgiana: What if I like asymmetry and only want one? Is the one 50% off like at the grocery store? Or do I have to buy two? What if I use my club card? more » BabyJane: This story puts the boo in boob job. more » boobookitteh: Really? we're BOGO-ing boobs now? more » sportz.star: All implants? One cheek, get one free? One bicep, get one free? What does one do with the second penis implant? Give it to a friend? more » hortense: But if you buy two, do you get two free? Because I'm not signing up until someone can promise me a quad-boob, 50% off. more » Tart of Darkness: Nothing makes me laugh harder than the term "opposite marriage" that has been coined to describe male-female marriage. Only fanatical nutcases could ... more » i'm a bottle: The problem I see with a lot of fundamentalist christians is that they are unable to justify their ethical thought in any other way than through the B... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Could Jezebel please start a 'No linking to The Dirty. Ever' policy. As much as I like seeing some idiot, illiterate blogger coin and use terms like '... more » ImproperDancing: You stay classy, San Diego... more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Which just goes to prove that you shouldn't attempt to be all up on your high horse on the moral high ground with your shirt off. Unless you're Lady ... more » NotChoinski: "I think its great Americans are able to choose one way or another. We live in a land where you can choose naked photography or opposite naked photogr... more » rocknrollunicorn: Sigh. Once again, I wish that we could just say, "this girl is a bigot and a homophobe" and leave it at that. I guess I'm just over schadenfreude. Hon... more » lalaland13: Hmm. Well, if it was a gay man who took the lingerie shots, she may have a new line of defense. "Look at the sodomites corrupting me!" more » -
#badvertising
"Buy One Implant, Get One Free" Ad Created By A Boob
This breast augmentation billboard ad from rural Wisconsin does sound tempting, but shockingly enough Dr. Hotchandani is not actually a plastic surgeon. In fact, he was recently found guilty of health care fraud. [Plastic Surgery 101] -
#thenakedtruth
Carrie Prejean: Nude Photo Scandal Is An Attack On My Faith
Yesterday TheDirty.com posted topless photos of Miss California Carrie Prejean and supposedly there are more revealing pictures to come. Prejean says the site posted the pictures in an attempt to belittle her Christianity. More » -
#dirtbag
Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
