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more about #breakups more comments ā TheFormerJuneBronson: I remember not wanting to break up with my college boyfriend during the holidays. We'd been together three years and things were not going well--for m... more » mariamariamaria: I got spectacularly dumped right before my 30th birthday. I still think it was because he didn't want to have to spring for a present. Jerk. Whateve... more » Sukie in the Graveyard: Odd timing. My boyfriend's roommate and his girlfriend just ended their three year relationship (two weeks after their anniversary...). She basicall... more » keldo: US Weekly says it's not true, y'all... more » portia_sue: Sometimes I think Jezebel has a direct connection to my soul. This morning (from 10 am to 1pm) the boyfriend and I had an epic battle that started wi... more » hughman: this picture cracks me up. what are they looking at? did jake just fart and renee is politely pretending not to notice? are they practicing posters fo... more » stealthird: I'm sorry for them. On the other hand, I wish I could wake up tomorrow and have her figure. Sigh. more » cuteasabutton: Sigh. I was really hoping they would make it despite all the rumours. And this makes me so sad about the possibility of my breakup tonight. I don't wa... more » curiousgeorgiana: Sniff. more » ItchykooParker: "Turkey Drop" - I can only think of WKRP in Cincinnati. Yes, I am older than most of you. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh no, they were my lovinspiration! Now what celebrity couple will I idolize and fashion my (fantasy) life after? more » BowlingForDollars: Toothy Tile, just come on out. Good lord. more » hortense: I feel sad for her kids. It must be hard for them, too. more » curiousgeorgiana: And the rumors about Jake leaving her for Natalie Portman begin. I want Reese to be happy, so I hope this break-up is right for her. I remember bein... more » Scout: and NOW for the M.A.C. System woot woot! PS: this is a joke, it is never funny when two people separate more » -
#breakups
Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits
Sadness: according to People, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, who began dating in 2007 after working together on the film Rendition, have split, which means we may very well have a celebrity "turkey drop" on our hands, people. -
#dumpinggrounds
Beware The "Turkey Drop": Holiday Dumping Season Is Upon Us
If you've ever dumped someone or been dumped right around Thanksgiving, you're apparently not alone: the holiday is responsible for the demise of many a shaky relationship, thanks to the phenomenon known as "the turkey drop." More » -
#cryin
Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI] -
#crapemailfromagirlfriend
Will This Be A Cosmo Confession?
Guy leaves for trip to Europe, girlfriend freaks out and sends increasingly angry emails, he breaks up with her and posts her last missives to him on the internet. Ouch. Fascinating gender breakdown in the comments. [Buzzfeed] -
#divorce
Divorce Parties: Awkward Or Awesome?
A few years ago, Shanna Moakler celebrated her separation from her then-husband, Travis Barker, by throwing a divorce party, complete with a cake depicting a wife throwing a husband down a flight of stairs. Charming! More » -
#crapemailfromadude
"Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
Few ex-boyfriends appreciate the primacy of laziness on the decision whether or not to sleep with them again. "Emily" and "Brian" were two old flames in the laziest stretch of most educated Americans' post-infant lives: Christmas break home from college.
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#ennuiometer
Are We At "Creeping Malaise" Yet?
Need a handy graphical representation of basically every breakup ever? Check out the Doomed Relationship Chart. Especially apt — the "arguement over foreign policy" stage. Except for us it might be an "arguement" about spelling. [BuzzFeed] -
#crapemailfromadude
"Like I Said Before, I Have Some Sociopath Tendencies"
"The lover's discourse is today of an extreme solitude," Roland Barthes wrote in 1977, for those who didn't catch it from the placement of the apostrophe. Spoken like someone who'd never been confronted with change in an ex-girlfriend's relationship status!
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#crapemailfromadude
"Iām Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"
New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck?
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#crapemailfromadude
"What Could Be Wrong With Something That Tastes Good And It Fills Me Up?"
Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, wherein Jezemeritus Moe and her fellow romantic failure Georgia Cool parse the missives of dudes you are hopefully not still fucking. Today's theme: self-control.
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#oncetwice44timesalameo
How To Reinforce Sexist Cliches In 44 Easy Steps
The Frisky lists 44 steps to breaking up with your boyfriend, and it's 44 kinds of annoying. More » -
#dumpinggrounds
Museum Aims To Make Breaking Up Less Hard To Do
A new museum opened in Singapore on Wednesday, with the express purpose of healing broken hearts. More » -
#maghag
Anne Hathaway's Breakup: "Not A Part Of My Life Anymore"
More Vogue: Anne Hathaway is on the cover looking all glue-huffy-happy, and inside, as she shops for underwear, she says:
