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more about #breakup more comments → FrannyG: Eeeerm.... Didn't Scarlett release her own album like a year or two ago? Tom Waits covers or something? This is kinda awkward 'cuz Ellen doesn't seem ... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: This doesn't surprise me at all as I believe it matches her talent for singing which also leaves much to be desired. more » JessickerFletcher: It's cool, I think Scarlett just needs some more practice. Perhaps this would help? more » SomeAuthorGirl: This is an album I didn't want to like, but I do. It could be the wine. more » TransFat: Interesting/Disturbing fact from pint-sized TransFat. I memorized "Shoop" along with "Whatta Man" when I was maaaaybe 10-11 (because I lived and breat... more » Tippi Hedren: Shoop is my "dance around the house in my underwear" song. Y'all needed to know me a little more intimately, right? more » bess marvin, girl detective: i'm always amazed at people with no sense of rhythm. more » BxgrlJeri: Learn how to be desirable even after that horrifying, disfiguring mining accident! more » SkipToMyLou: I get a lot of ads on my Facebook for baby shit- you know, photographers, stuff at Pottery Barn Kids. I was wondering for ages where had I inputted an... more » kitschenette: I changed my Facebook status recently to single after being unlisted for a few years. I am now getting ads for GLBT dating services. On my profile, it... more » girl.of.your.dreams: My best friend and I are obsessed with this. A quick search of some of our emails came up with this: "gmail is all about puffy eye ads now. stalkers."... more » athenaswisdom: My friend and I recently sent each other e-mails consisting only of gurgling and groaning noises spelled out. Gmail helpfully provided me an ad that s... more » BlueMorpho: I got an ad for "chin reduction surgery" once after e-mailing a picture of myself. Thanks for the input, Gmail! more » VirginiaDentata: Just got these ads, along an email from Slate introducing me to their new "site for women" or whatever: Feminism Tee Show Your Standing! 1000+ designs... more » leftcoaster: My all-time favorite Gmail ad popped up when I emailed my mom a sympathetic note about her recent bout of food poisoning: "Need Chronic Vomiting and D... more » -
#clips
Scarlett Can Sing, But She Sure Can't Rap
Today on Ellen Pete Yorn said he asked Scarlett Johansson to record Break Up with him even though he didn't know if she could sing. But when Ellen made Scarlett rap Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop," she failed the audition. Clip at left. -
#badvertising
"Get Your Man Back Now": The Horror And Humor Of GMail Breakup Ads
Anyone who's gone through a breakup in the age of email will likely recognize some of the horrible GMail ads that prey on emailers at their most vulnerable. A hall of shame, after the jump. More »
