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more about #breakfast more comments → SBJ: Uh...I dunno how much MORE anxiety I could have had as a knocked-up teenager with an abusive boyfriend and a mother who hadn't yet realized her own po... more » Elaken: At this point why don't they just come out with a study saying: 'In every single position of power, men outnumber women.' #breakfast more » MalinaMango: Breakfast machines are a childhood fantasy of mine, but I wouldn't trust it to work. All I can think of is Jonathan Pryce holding his depressing coffe... more » NellMood: I hope Alice Munro gets well very soon. Her books are the dominant placeholder on my favorite-books shelf- I feel like I'm constantly waiting for her ... more » curiousgeorgiana: Re: the disparity between men and women at the top positions of law firms. I will say this every single time, but it bears repeating. NEVER, for the... more » Dodgergirl: Yes, but does it make waffles? Because if the answer is no, I shall continue my noble work until automatic waffle-makers are a reality for all who wa... more » cand86: Totally wrong for her. She needs something older, more motherly. I'd have gone with "Beulah". more » SpicyTamale is a GA peach: i think Bessie Butterworth is much cuter. more » andBegorrah: Just wait until the topless photos on her iPhone are "accidentally" posted online. She was called "Sugartits" back in the day for a reason, you know. more » hortense: Boooo. There's already a product called Joy, marketing people. Now I'll forever associate this syrup with lemon dishwashing detergent. more » I, Zombie Normal: A syrup bottle has a twitter account? My facebook friend Bacon is so not amused. more » The Queen of No: That is one of the most delicious breakfasts I have seen! And I want it.. bad. I can't believe after my yoga routine this morning I ate a leftover pie... more » Crackers in Bed: Frühstück!!! I had this breakfast in Berlin a couple of times, and holy crap - you are full for the rest of the freaking day, and you get all your f... more » Maulleigh: That looks sooooo good and I just had breakfast! I could tuck into that no problem. more » mbot says Spock yeah!: That photo makes me want to buy white bread again for the first time in years... more » -
#leftovers
Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
• Design teacher Yuri Suzuki has created this truly awesome breakfast machine, which automatically cooks omelets from scratch, toasts bread, and brews fresh coffee. Suzuki says he was inspired by Hollywood films, including Back to the Future. • More » -
#namegame
Mrs. Butterworth's First Name Revealed…
It's Joy. Also, she has a Twitter account(?!?!) and her background looks like waffles. What a tease. [Mrs. Butterworth's Twitter] -
#breakfastofchampions
No Breakfast + An Annoying Mom: A Recipe For Losing Your Virginity
Japanese teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who don't, according to a new study by the Japanese Family Planning Association. -
