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more about #bras more comments → Jack_Burton: What a great idea! A little juice-box-style wine container that fits in your bra! more » Eleanor Ramilly: What if it popped? The last thing I need is people to think my boobs are farting. more » annebreal: Proof that "Holiday" instead of Christmas has been around a long time, contrary to what many up in arms evangelicals think. Also, inflatable bras went... more » jenilane: If I had one of these, I would totally do the Fembot walk everywhere and pretend to shoot people when pissed off. more » morninggloria: I just... blew myself. more » Tchotchke: Okay, H, minus the orgasm face, is actually pretty cute. One time, a few years ago, I happened upon a cone bra in a Macys, so I decided to try it on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: See next page for the Popular Swedish Pump-Style Penis Enlarger!! So Exciting! Do It Yourself, Fellas!! Oldie but Goodie LOL more » KimberleeJean: What a clever place to keep your rum and coke. more » sayah: I thought you got hairy palms by doing it yourself. more » Ailatan: You do it yourself, you do And that's why it really blows You do it to yourself, just you Your bra and no one else's You do it... Jonny Greenwood's g... more » FrannyR: "Removable pointed pads" for when you DIDN'T want your boobs to look like traffic cones? When would that be? more » Dodgergirl: They'll shoot your eye out! more » BuffySummers: So here's my question: I always thought the pointed bra thing was a materials/construction issue. Was the pointed look actually the goal? Like women p... more » TurtleSpeak: Who decided that cone-boobs were an attractive look? Sometimes* cultural beauty standards baffle me. *Usually... Maybe always. more » andBegorrah: "Snorkeling" was the early '60s, self-love version of "motorboating," I see. more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
Christmas 1960 was… pointier than Christmas 2009 — specifically "G," the "Venus" number. And was "E" supposed to be worn over a long-sleeved shirt? Click to enlarge. (That's what she said.) [Vintage Ads] -
#todayincatalogs
Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump.
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#ragtrade
Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
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#malefraud
And, Yes, She Did Call Him!
When a London woman's 32JJ bra arrived in the mail, it was accompanied by the note, "Hey gorgeous, nice stuff! If you fancy giving me a private show, call me." Bravissimo says the anonymous lecher isn't an employee. [Sun] -
#scaressell
Germaphobic
This ad, created by Y&R Buenos Aires, has got to be one of the dumbest condom ads we've ever seen. However, it does make us vaguely hopeful that the bra-cum-gas-mask is going to be a big trend for spring. [Copyranter] -
#breastintentions
"It's Not Like I Walk Down The Street Saying, 'I'm The Bra Man.'"
After donating bras he collected for an art project, Oz du Soleil of Chicago discovered they're one of the least donated but most needed items for low-income women. Now he's donated thousands of bras through his Support1000 project. [True/Slant, Support1000] -
#underarmor
Weather The Apocalypse In Style!
Should you ever need it, this bra turns into a pair of gas masks. The creators of this handy device received the Ig Nobel prize for Public Health, at an awards ceremony that sounds off the hook. [BBC] -
#candleinthewind
At Last! The Cleavage Secrets No One Was Waiting For!
The "secret to Marilyn's curves" (as opposed, we suppose, to genetics) has been revealed in the form of some bra's "three cunning tricks." More » -
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#oldiesbutgoodies
Unmentionables
If you've ever felt like you weren't getting the support — or restriction? — you really crave, check out this post of retro foundation garment ads. Magic Oval Crotch FTW. [Vintage Ads] -
#boobsyoucanuse
For When You Can't Be Too Unsubtle
Lisca is promoting its new Smart Memory Bra, designed from heat-sensitive foam that will push 'em further up as you heat up from arousal. Not recommended for running, dancing, stair-climbing or real-life-ing. [Sun] -
#huntingseason
This Bra: Too Many Kinds Of Ridiculous To Count
"Aggressive women" have started a new craze for "marriage-hunting" in Japan. Complete with state-of-the-art search-and-marry lingerie! More » -
#waitthatsbad
Dirty Laundry
A new survey finds that the average woman washes her bras only six times per year. What? It's not like we're talking about panties here. [Daily Express] -
#innerwear
The Tender Trap: Not Everyone Wants A Bigger Bra Size
Apparently bra sizes are being inflated. And the NY Times did not just say "The Truth May (Pleasantly) Surprise You" More » -
#bras
Bra Whisperer
A 90-year-old Chinese tailor says he can make a custom bra for a woman just by eyeballing her. Ran Yusheng will put his skill to the test with a new online store. [UPI] -
#doodlebra
Custom Lingerie
Meet the "Doodle Bra," which "creates positive responses entertaining and engaging young ladies and girls while meeting the needs of essential under garments and providing a way for self expression at the same time." [AdRants] -
#vanitysizing
Tit-For-Tat: Confessions Of A Re-Sized Bra Shopper
It really feels like 2008 was the year of "You're Wearing The Wrong Bra Size." But is it all just a bunch of B.S. or do we too easily accept bra sizes as set in stone?
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#adlibs
PajamaGrams: "The One Gift Guaranteed To Get Women To Take Their Clothes Off!"
The highly annoying PajamaGram commercial — currently in heavy rotation on cable — tries to convince guys the best gift to give their ladyfriends is one that will help them get laid.
