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more about #brangelina Grim Reaper of the Forest: Does shiny material ever look good on anyone? I mean, one little piece is okay, but head to toe shiny, clingy, wrinkly stuff always looks cheap to me.... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I prefer Dennis Leary's approach (particularly in this instance, I think): "I want the shiny people over there and the happy people over here, okay?" more » PaintedTrollop: Beautiful people, badly dressed. more » BetteD: Is she---is she wearing PUCE? Puce? Huh. I don't really know what to think of that. I like the top, sort of, and Angelina is one of the rare women... more » vee: I can't help it. I love them. She's the world's least subtle actress, and he's... erm... flawless. But I love them together. And I don't even mind t... more » Kivrin: Every time I see Brad Pitt out and about nowadays, I feel the need to re-watch Legends of the Fall. There. That's better. more » Tchotchke: Is she wearing color?! Brad Pitt really will do everything he can to make himself less attractive, won't he? more » BabyJane: Brad is putting the HAT in HATE and Angie is putting the SIN in SHINY. more » Kivrin: Psst, Angelina: Can you do us all a favor and cut off that skanky goatee while Brad sleeps? more » CurtCole: That goat should give his lady his coat. more » moramoo: #2 With great melancholy, Brad stares at the stripes on the walls, which remind him of the metaphorical cage that Angelina keeps him in, alone, witho... more » psychokitty: "Brad and Angelina don't have enough time to attend artsy events anymore. Angelina spends all her time speaking fluent Swahili and giving oxygen facia... more » LaComtesse: Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking "Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent openin... more » skatefan001: Good grief, they DO look like wax figures, AJ especially. She has that waxy shine. I'm still waiting to find out why Pitt is impersonating Colonel S... more » NewsBunny: Hortense, I would like to give you superprops for your POWERFUL VAGAINA Analysis. Bravo. #storytime more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example, Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so ... more » kookla: Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Li... more » HelenofPeel: Pic #2: "What do you mean follow the line to the restroom?" #storytime more » midwesternmom: Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he stil... more » Slim: Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never... more » -
#photoplay
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now! More » -
#collectorsedition
Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. More » -
#goodbadugly
Inglorious Duds, Inglourious Basterds, Brangelina. Haiku.
Quentin Tarantino's already complaining that Inglourious Basterds is misunderstood. And I may be misunderstanding the bizarre clothes at its Grauman's Chinese Theatre premiere. (But I don't think so.) More » -
#dirtbag
Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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#snapjudgment
Brad & Angelina's World Tour Is Making Them Weary
[Tokyo, Japan; January 28. Image via Getty]
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#celebritytroubles
Did Brangelina Snub The Press At The Globes? Should We Care?
In a piece from yesterday’s Daily News “experts” argue that although they may want to, Brad and Angelina shouldn't be able to pick and chose when they want to be in the limelight. More » -
#dirtbag
The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Is Not Divorcing
- Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner says Gwyn's marriage is a-ok, despite rumors of a split. “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.” [Fox News]
