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more about #branding more comments → roxythekiller: I know when I go grape-pickin', I always pull out the old wonderbra and get my hair did. more » Elaken: Those grapes also look artificially enhanced. more » PaintedTrollop: Okay now, photoshopping has gone too far. more » meritxell: an erotic life: Ugh, gross. What's wrong with the cute, retro styling of the old one? more » lurker2209: She looks like Sim's character. Did they really pay people money to create an image that looks like a bad screen cap of a video game? Maybe the adve... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Ewwww. Will not buy Sun-Maid products. Why mess with something that wasn't broken? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: So they made over the Sun-Maid as a character from Toy Story? more » Bitingpika: Awww, crap. I think I need to take some grapes in liquid form now. more » galena11: Have you noticed how she's got very pink cheeks despite the sun bonnet? She needs to bump up the SPF. more » stealthird: That image is hideous. It looks very low budget. Why couldn't they have left well enough alone? All I can say is, they better not fuck with the De Cec... more » NotMandatory: This would make an excellent cover image for 'The Raisin Raider', a moving account of Lara Croft's shift away from the archaeological rat race to rest... more » o-line: Her Dairy Queen chocolate dipped cone hair freaks me out. Also, her ability to hold such a large quantity of grapes with her hand in that position. more » imamouse_duh: This looks like the Second Life version of the Sun-Maid. Her life was so great, she literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything is the same,... more » BuffySummers: She looks like the weird animation/cartoon style they use for those cheap direct-to-dvd Barbie movies. Ick. Also, love that they must have had a stra... more » Pogue Mahone: It's that creepy computer animation that does it. It makes everything look weird. I just looked at the box in the kitchen, and in print she looks like... more » -
#raisinhell
Truth In Advertising
The Sun-Maid has had yet another makeover. And apparently some implants. And a cleanse. Lorraine Collett-Petersen would hardly recognize herself. Even if the company claims it "has always stayed true to the original image." [TWS] -
#badvertising
"Shrink It And Pink It" Gets Slaughtered By The Femme Den
The Femme Den, a female focused offshoot of Smart Design, aims to change how products are sold to women by using a rarely deployed strategy: research. More » -
#dailyfail
Carving Your Name On Someone's Skin While They Sleep: A Bad Idea
Here's a one-night stand from hell: a guy woke up to find his "date" had carved her name into his arm. The judge warns her: don't do it again! More » -
