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more about #bradleycooper more comments → thewitchandthemoll: Suzanne Somers, shut the FUCK up. #reneezellweger more » Snowbunny: The way you say "BUT it's real" makes me think you're doubting the validity of romcoms. Romcoms speak the truth! #reneezellweger more » georgina: Sorry, Mel, if you're really worried about protecting your money you don't get your mistress pregnant. Why on earth would she sign a pre-nup now? I ho... more » Glitterberries: I enjoy remembering how much I loved listening to Unforgettable Fire with my high school crush. I'm afraid to listen to it again and find it hasn't h... more » eibhinn: Suzanne Somers really needs to STFU. Since when does being on bad sitcoms make one qualified to dispense medical advice? I'm all about self-treating m... more » TrixieCanary: I hope that Hugh Jackman going as James Bond for Halloween means that Daniel Craig is going as The Boy from Oz. #reneezellweger more » HarpMadness: I saw Tom Delay on Millionaire (yes, I watch it -- don't judge me). He actually got the questions he was asked correct but his thought process seemed... more » theKP: Recent revelation: Bradley Cooper is a different person from Gerard Butler. I am seriously jealous of Renee. Not because of Bradley Cooper but becaus... more » HelloTitty: That Esposito/Philippoussis news makes me sad. That guy is dumb as a box of rocks. (But maybe I am dumber because the reason I know this is because I ... more » zoethebitch: "Seriously, people: This is a screenplay waiting to happen." Billionaire Boys Club, 1987. Based on real events. Rich, aimless kids from L.A. get invo... more » AmbiguouslyGayUno: I really want to see Precious, but every new thing I read about it has me more and more convinced that I'm going to weep uncontrollably through the en... more » MissyMcCLung: Wait wait - If Suzanne Somers was mis-diagnosed with cancer then alternative therapy didn't do anything for her - she wasn't in need of cancer treatme... more » BearDownCBears: Cosby was given an honorary sweater made of cigars and puddin' pops. 'Course, you know this is just because he got passed over by the Academy for "Gh... more » BlondeGoddess: Suzanne Somers -- please! I know at least three tragic cases of women who first went the alternative way, and when they finally did have surgery (one ... more » burningdinner: What I wouldn't have given to be at Bill Cosby's party... #reneezellweger more » -
#dirtbag
Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
- Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]
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#snapjudgment
"I Totally Had This Jacket First, You Know."
[Vancouver, October 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space
- Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]
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#ragtrade
Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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#goodbadugly
All About Steve: Awful Premiere For Awful-Looking Movie
Desperate Man-Hungry Loser Chases Guy Around WorldAll About Steve - an insult to Bette Davis! - premiered last night at Mann's Chinese Theater. And yes, the duds on display were, ahem, worthy of the film's premise. More » -
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Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed.
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael's Mom Awarded Custody Of Kids; Pam And Tommy Lee Back Together?
- A judge has approved an agreement granting Katherine Jackson permanent custody of Michael Jackson's children. Debbie Rowe, who did not attend the hearing, agreed not to fight for custody in exchange for visitation rights.
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Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?
- Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.
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LaToya Jackson Believes Michael Was Murdered
- LaToya Jackson believes that her brother, Michael, was murdered by his "shadowy entourage," who took advantage of him and got him addicted to several prescription drugs. "It will all come out," she says, "You will be shocked." [USWeekly]
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael's Will Released; Bradley Cooper Dates Renee Zellweger, Breaks Aniston's Heart?
- Michael Jackson's will, which was released today, leaves his entire state to the Michael Jackson Family Trust, which provides for his children and mother and distributes money to several charities. It doesn't say where he wants to be buried. [TMZ]
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Time Releases Commemorative Issue To Celebrate Michael Jackson
- Time magazine will release a commemorative issue honoring Michael Jackson on Monday, featuring interviews with celebrities such as Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Tina Turner. It will be the magazine's first commemorative issue released since 9/11. [Time]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. More » -
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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
