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more about #bra more comments → Jack_Burton: What a great idea! A little juice-box-style wine container that fits in your bra! more » Eleanor Ramilly: What if it popped? The last thing I need is people to think my boobs are farting. more » annebreal: Proof that "Holiday" instead of Christmas has been around a long time, contrary to what many up in arms evangelicals think. Also, inflatable bras went... more » jenilane: If I had one of these, I would totally do the Fembot walk everywhere and pretend to shoot people when pissed off. more » morninggloria: I just... blew myself. more » Tchotchke: Okay, H, minus the orgasm face, is actually pretty cute. One time, a few years ago, I happened upon a cone bra in a Macys, so I decided to try it on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: See next page for the Popular Swedish Pump-Style Penis Enlarger!! So Exciting! Do It Yourself, Fellas!! Oldie but Goodie LOL more » KimberleeJean: What a clever place to keep your rum and coke. more » sayah: I thought you got hairy palms by doing it yourself. more » Ailatan: You do it yourself, you do And that's why it really blows You do it to yourself, just you Your bra and no one else's You do it... Jonny Greenwood's g... more » FrannyR: "Removable pointed pads" for when you DIDN'T want your boobs to look like traffic cones? When would that be? more » Dodgergirl: They'll shoot your eye out! more » BuffySummers: So here's my question: I always thought the pointed bra thing was a materials/construction issue. Was the pointed look actually the goal? Like women p... more » TurtleSpeak: Who decided that cone-boobs were an attractive look? Sometimes* cultural beauty standards baffle me. *Usually... Maybe always. more » andBegorrah: "Snorkeling" was the early '60s, self-love version of "motorboating," I see. more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
Christmas 1960 was… pointier than Christmas 2009 — specifically "G," the "Venus" number. And was "E" supposed to be worn over a long-sleeved shirt? Click to enlarge. (That's what she said.) [Vintage Ads] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
Thanks, but no thanks. [Vintage Ads] -
#clips
GMA Reports: Your Bra Can't Prevent Cancer
Today Good Morning America featured the "Brassage," a bra with bumps on the sides which massage the lymph nodes to prevent cancer. Shockingly, it actually does nothing, and now women are angry. Clip at left.
