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more about #boygeorge jemandtheholograms: Michael Cera, you and your witty comments make me love you. more » AfroJezeBella: Aw, I love Pink & Carey together. Can anyone explain to me why the Twilight series books are all named after sun & moon phenomenoms? I predict the ne... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: Lady Gaga seen with a man wearing matching outfits? Sounds like something me and my gay boyfriend would do. more » Breamworthy: On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that peop... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I don't really care for Michael Cera, but he earned major points for that quote. more » bigapplemama: Not to stereotype, but I am not sure a straight man would be wearing matching studded ensembles;) more » 18thfloor: I'm not even going to lie, I wouldn't kick Pink & Carey Hart out of my bed. I have such a terrible crush on Demetri Martin! However, Sarah Silverman,... more » FurrierAndIves: Vatican City to Matt Groening, "Te Absolvo!" more » Bhangb3b3: Go Lafayette Go Lafayette Go! You know his fine ass deserves a man who isn't a heartless vampire or a V trick. I'm pleased. more » madeofawesome: Lady Gaga, let's be friends. I'll totes join team No Pants if it means we can hang. more » piccola: Why are they remaking The Karate Kid??? It's perfect as it is -- and it helps me forget that Ralph Macchio hasn't done anything good since My Cousin V... more » Triana Orpheus: They were dancing and drinking and wearing matching studded ensembles. They drank champagne and left early. This is seriously my dream night. I'm not... more » DonnaPirana: That Vatican paper praising The Simpsons for its "philosophical leanings" reminds me of my own attempts to convince myself that any number of amusin... more » VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: Will Lafayette's boyfriend be Eric? In my mind the answer is a resounding "hell yeah, hookah!" More Eric and Lafayette, less Eric and Sookeh (in Bill'... more » cuteasabutton: I'm so sorry for Brittany's family. To attend the funeral of a loved on any day, let alone Christmas Eve, must be heartbreaking. more » cuteasabutton: I'll have a Jake Gyllenhaal/Justin Theroux sandwich with extra sauce thanks. more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: True Blood news, thank god. Less sparkle, more sexy non-tween vampires. more » bluetrain84: Was Gaga's man in a car? Did he buy her drinks at bars? more » Leucadia: Yay Whole Foods! I love animals but they don't belong in food stores or restaurants unless they are legitimate working animals. I used to hate the idi... more » BlondeGoddess: That Lady GaGa pic gives me a Madonna flashback. more » -
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Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab
- Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."
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Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
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Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
- Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
- Kate Gosselin says her kids have been misbehaving lately and, "I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they're acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is, why the kids are acting out..."
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Lourdes Dresses "Like A Virgin"; Katherine On Grey's Leave Of Absence
- Madonna's daughter Lourdes, who is 12, was featured her "Celebration" video, which was released yesterday, but there is apparently another version in which Lourdes is dressed up in her mom's wedding dress outfit from "Like A Virgin." [Daily Mail]
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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
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Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Might Want To Rethink That Job Quitting Situation
- Though Jon Gosselin's rumored new girlfriend, Kate Major, left her job at Star due to "falling for" the father of Plus 8, Gosselin says his "heart is always with Hailey," meaning his other rumored girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. Ouch! [USWeekly]
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants.
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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
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Karma
We heard he could get 3 months, but Boy George was just sentenced to 15 months. Lesson: Don't handcuff your male escorts without permission. [BBC News]ChamelonJail Sentence For Boy George -
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A Peek Inside Daniel Craig's Pants
- Does Daniel Craig have a tattoo on his magic stick? He told Jay Leno: "I have a couple of tattoos where you’d see them. There’s another where you wouldn’t. It’s hidden away."
