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more about #boyfriends more comments → TurtleSpeak: I read some of the article and nearly gagged at how offensive it is. I can't even find it funny. I just feel horribly horribly sorry for any man whose... more » Jack_Burton: This article gives me paws. more » LaComtesse: Nice try, Hortense: I am STILL Dog Whispering my children. more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Hmm, I feel like Cosmos' advice is mildly formulaic nowadays... Q: Is he unromantic? A: Blow him when he does something nice. Q: Does he hit on other ... more » keldo: Hortense, you are cracking my shit up! What did you eat for breakfast today? Oh wait, it musta been that cereal dude. more » Penny: I just kick my boyfriend when he misbehaves. He hasn't peed on the carpet in months. more » whats_in_a_name: Yeah, sorry cosmo, but if my hypothetical girlfriend ever has anything she wants to change about me I'm much more likely to respond favorably to simpl... more » SevenNationArmy: Does this mean in next months issue theres going to be an article on how to train your dog to be your boyfriend? more » special_boots: Hahahaha I totally saw this on Yahoo news and sent it to my boyfriend. It was hilariously offensive. more » Dadadarling: Someone needs to explain this to my mom who still believes I just need to find a good(= malleable) guy and work him into my perfect husband. Erm, no. ... more » kapoosta: Cosmo's boyfriend bummers sound a lot like me, except for "he stands his ground." I thought "being a pushover" was more of a flaw, but once again, Cos... more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: You know, I'm not about to train my boyfriend because I don't want him training me. Unless it's a skill one of us hasn't mastered or some sort of sexy... more » Bitchplz: Is this from an old issue? I swear I've read this "animal training" thing somewhere before... more » Dodgergirl: I fell in love with a unicorn once. It was really hard. And they are like, impossible to train. more » That_little_attention_whore: I object to the concept of "creating the 'ideal' X" as much as anyone else, but if there was a way to transplant Nate Silver's brain into the body of ... more » -
#trainthis
Cosmo Still Pushing The Ol' "Train Your Boyfriend" Bit
Oh, Cosmopolitan magazine. Nothing says "healthy relationships" quite like an article dedicated to teaching women to "train" their boyfriends by applying animal training techniques, as treating them like human beings would be totally absurd, no? More » -
#frankenboyfriends
If You Could, Would You Cobble Together Your Dream Man?
Since The Sun did a story on the fembot known as Aiko, they decided to flip the script and create "Wall-He," an imaginary manbot.
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