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more about #bottledwater pesematology: So, the moral of the story appears to be "quit eating plastic, world." more » pesematology: What is this chemical? Dihydrogen monoxide, perhaps? more » Dancingfrog: Yeah, it's actually a serious issue - the safety of water bottles. It's gotten little coverage in the USA but in Canada it's been shown to be a real i... more » wtfox?!: But what if it just makes them belligerent drunks? more » greengrey: I drink loads of bottled water. This explains a lot! /jerk more » TransFat: I always found that booze IN my water bottles strikes the right balance. Just ask the Lohan. more » CerebralMagpie: I'll see your causality, and raise you a "Oh for the fuck of shit". more » hkcd: Dear Brita pitcher, I love you. Never change. Love, Me more » Sodypop: I buy bottle water each time I visit my in-laws. They have a Britta that has the same filter for about like 5 years... We got them a new filter but th... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Chilli's beauty secrets are all going on my shopping list: -Dasani water -eyeballs -stiletto heels more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Drinking a whole bunch of water as a beauty secret is a myth, and I kind of hate that Dasani is pushing it with this ad. If you are dehydrated, your... more » lalaland13: I have a Brita pitcher, but lately I am too lazy to change the filter. Do it when you get home, lalaland. No excuses. I love it and I drink a lot of ... more » SarahMC: Doesn't anyone just use a Brita filter and a Nalgene bottle? more » seejanerun: NO, John Mayer is straight. We homosexuals have enough problems. We have Lindsey Lohan to deal with. Do not try to pawn that douchebag off on us. I am... more » Hazel: Can Dasani teach me how to apply mascara without smudging it all over my face? That's a beauty tip I could use. more » GeorgeFayne: Oh my god, I had totally forgotten about the ridiculous crush I had on her as a young teen until now. She is a pretty, pretty lady. more » kaiwhakamarie: Somebody told me once that it was just tap water, bottled. Is this true? I never found a source to confirm it, but if that's true, that makes it even ... more » Mafalda para Presidente: I confess that I drink mostly bottled water (unless it's not available). It's not about it being a beauty product, I just don't like the taste of tap... more » Acolyte: Where are the rims and blaring rap music?! This ad campaign gets a large FAIL in urban marketing! more » musicpup: Oh America. Why can't you do it like Germany and reuse glass bottles? more » -
#bottledrage
Is Bottled Water Making Girls "Aggressive?"
a chemical found in bottled water apparently increases "aggression" in young girls. Pretty soon they'll be playing sports, demanding raises, and speaking their minds. Better give them booze instead. [The Awl] -
#badvertising
Don't Go Chasing Bottled Water
Dasani, which is tap water bottled by Coca-Cola, will now useChilli from TLC to pitch their refreshment to black people as a beauty product. [Brandweek] More »
