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    Liz11685: Don't get picked as the "prince" (Damn you I wanted to be princess!!!!!! I just zoned out during writing!) for the Valentine's Day game and have all y... more »
    Jenloveshercurves: Do put the coolest girl in your grade's glasses on her chair so she will sit on them and make the cute guy who secretly loathes her and sits behind he... more »
    yo, naomi leon (nee captain_underpants): DON'T call him on the phone constantly in the middle of the night, because his mother will complain to the teacher, miss underpants, who will then ask... more »
    ellaesther: Oh oh! If he tries to impress a different girl by erasing a piece of his hand (literally, taking an eraser to the flesh on the top of his hand), do no... more »
    ellaesther: After reading about 1/3 of these, I swiveled around in my desk chair and asked my personal nine year old what a girl should do if she likes him, "like... more »
    FourInchHeels: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY ...... If I'd known you Belles when I was a little kid, we would have been bff. Your stories are killing me, I haven't laughe... more »
    CrossWord: If you have a flair for poetry, feel free to express your passion in your diary, like so: There is this boy Whose name is Mike It is him I really like... more »
    likeelectric: If you like a boy, snow-balls are a great way to get him to dance with you. more »
    lyra31: If you like a boy, DO NOT--under any circumstances--show him that crayon with his name on it that accidentally got mixed in with yours somehow and tha... more »
    onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: this is just a random cute story: a friend of mine wrote her third grade crush a love letter, which he read out loud to everyone at recess. He later ... more »
    sybann: Don't tell him he reminds you of your Dad. This is one for ever and always not just for 3rd graders. more »
    GuyNermit: From my actual 9 year old boy: He doesn't like it when 2 girls get into a fist-fight (every recess!) with each other over who will be his GF. It is... more »
    AidelMaidel: One more: When your 8th grade math teacher catches you writing a letter to "David" during the first day of class and then asks you about it loudly in ... more »
    AidelMaidel: Do not try to use jokes you don't understand / are not old enough to understand in order to impress him. Case in point: If you are twelve years old an... more »
    Lymed: Don't chase him around the drive-up teller machine at the bank trying to kiss him. more »
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