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more about #bodysnarking professor_K: Why is Andy Rooney still on the air? Don't get me wrong, I love his clips! They are hilarious. But I always get the sense that CBS News is just preten... more » eclare09: Dear Andy Rooney, I'm considering going into the curmudgeon business, and was wondering if you had any advice for an aspiring curmudgeon. What kind ... more » jengrrrl: I'm sort of a curmudgeon now. I can't imagine how curmudgeonly I'll be when I turn 90, if I manage to get there. I think grousing's all that's keeping... more » ice cream for breakfast: I think the viewer who wrote about the watch was trying to be sentimental, but Andy Rooney seemed so on edge. "Didn't your father ever tell you that?"... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: It's like age-snarking Methuselah! If it's the best you can do, you've got nothing. more » flaxen_vixen: I have loved this man since I was in 3rd grade. I swear, there's an 80 year old sour puss somewhere deep inside me yelling, "When I was a kid...."! more » Lymed: I'm ok with Andy Rooney complaining about people body snarking on him. Not sure I've ever been ok with Andy Rooney complaining about anything before.... more » Penny: I love Andy Rooney. He always reminds me of being curled up on the couch in my jammies eating popcorn with my parents. more » julieannie: I know I survived cancer and all but sadly I won't be a survivor until I rid myself of cankles. Thankfully, Ms. Braganza has brought cankle awareness ... more » CurtCole: CurtCole presents Gold Gym's New Theme Song, after Do They Know It's Christmas Time by BandAid It's Workout Time There's no need to bite your ankle A... more » wednesdayam: Yeah, way to make folks feel uncomfortable about something they often times can't help, as there are thicker ankles due to things like muscle mass and... more » Devonna: Are we now back in the 19th century when a well-turned ankle was one of the heights of sexual allure? What's next, doing herkeys in corsets? more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: So, has anyone heard of a new training regime to slenderize your knuckles? I've tried everything, but no luck. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Stop trying to make cankles happen. It's not going to happen. more » hortense: Hahaha, your faux-inspirational story sucks as much as your now-in-Oakland football team! more » spunkay: Man... I never knew cankles were deadly! Or, that they were remotely threatening at all. more » Taigan: While it's truly uplifting to hear how she fixed her dreaded cankles, I really want to know when she's going to work on that irony deficiency. I can't... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I believe my username will convey the requisite disdain to this woman who feels it necessary to disparage women (notice it is never men who are mocked... more » bluebirdred: It's a shame that the majority of cankles (including mine) are rendered purely by GENETICS. more » pandorasmittens: "I knew that if I did not find a way to get rid of my problem area, I might not make it back on the squad," she said. I highly doubt that beautiful a... more » -
#clips
Andy Rooney Calls Out Hate Mailers For Bodysnarking
Last night, professional curmudgeon Andy Rooney complained about getting letters insulting his appearance or asking him to promote things like Michael Jackson paper dolls. He actually calls them out by name! ("M. Titus" is going to need 24 hour security.) -
#bodysnarking
Celebrity Trainer Claims She's A "Survivor"
"Ramona Braganza, who considers herself a cankles survivor, said she became aware of her own lack of ankle tone during her stint as an NFL cheerleader with the L.A. Raiders." Yeah, she's working with Gold's Gym. [Reuters] -
#flashingwiththekardashians
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Hates Her Body, Poses For Nude Photos
Last night's episode dealt with Khloe's insecurities about her body. It didn't help when Bruce Jenner said she should "lose a few pounds." But she addressed her self-esteem issues in a very Kardashian way—posing nude. More » -
#backtalk
Team Meghan!
After Laura Ingraham's body-snarking of Meghan McCain, Meghan tweeted a response: "Laura Ingraham please stop talking about my body..." She followed up with a call to "all my girls" to love their curves. [ThinkProgress] -
#weightyissues
Overweight Women: To Be Celebrated? Or Shamed?
Two recent stories about "fuller figured" women come from completely different perspectives; one is fat-accepting, one is fat-shaming. More »
