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more about #bodilyfunctions more comments → Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm still laughing from yesterday. Also I gotta weigh in on the "period poop" phenomenon. This only recently started happening to me. It really is awf... more » gobblegirl: My dog's farts would be so bad that he would get up and leave the room. Hideous. more » BluebellaElliot: Gosh, if I suspect my SO of stinking up the bedroom, I'll probably just sit on his head and try to squeeze out a worse one! Laughing the whole while o... more » MediasBlue: I grew up with my Dad and my brother, who are both major walking gas bombs. I finally made a rule that they couldn't fart in the kitchen, just so I co... more » purefog: I ain't no lady, but I have always thought it to be sufficient etiquette in such instances to slide the emitting ass to the edge of the bed, lift the ... more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: So what do y'all do about farting in bed? I lift the covers up and floof it out, but Mr. Glass thinks it's uncouth to do so. He prefers to wallow, I... more » Beckysharpstick: I have the luxury of my own office -- instead of a cubicle. Unfortunately, I work long hours and have to wear pantyhose. The result? I find myself... more » Kivrin: Oh dear Lord, I am literally sobbing with laughter. First I was chuckling, then the tears started rolling down my face, and now I'm actually weeping.... more » Lola del Rio: Wait. You're going to marry this man but can't talk about your farts. You know his last name, right? more » malishka: My husband one day looked at me, love filling up his eyes, and said, "my mom said I'd never find a wife that farted at the dinner table." My only issu... more » ekrub: I have been married to the same man for 21 years. Our mutual, juvenile love of bathroom humor is the glue that holds us together. more » Maulleigh: LOLOLOLOL!!! OMG. I'm laughing so hard. My boyfriend totally farted bad in bed one night several times and he doesn't have a dog. He hasn't done it si... more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: And I know my husband can hear me in here snorting with laughter. He probably thinks I'm farting. more » toastandlove: My guy doesn't ever fart, it's so weird. He poops a lot though, and he says he doesn't fart 'cause he's afraid he'll poop his pants. Also, he refers t... more » sybann: I so totally saw that one coming - I walk with neighbors every morning super early (4 miles fast) and well, ocassionally there's tooting - we don't ev... more »
