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more about #bobgeldof pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » pinkcrickets: Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » ___: I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first ti... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » jcb820: Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land. more » Kayleigh R. Carter: You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to ... more » madeofawesome: No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » DinosaurDanceParty: I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend'... more » Snacky_Onassis: Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » HannahBethD: I'm so conflicted!!! I mean, Billy Corgan's music kept my teenage self from shuffling free of the mortal coil. But then Tila and the weird solo album ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Jessica, please. I know things are tight with the college admissions because of the economy and whatnot, and it's true you're not eighteen anymore, bu... more » Evie Havok: I thought Nicole Kidman was 5'10''. IMDB lied to me? more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: When he wrote "The Road," Cormac McCarthy was thinking of a Palin presidency when he envisioned the event that ruined the world. So Viggo is probably... more » Hooplehead: Viggo speaks the truth. Much as it scares me. more » -
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
- Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
