Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #blythedanner girl.of.your.dreams: Does anybody else love those Kaiser Permanente commercials just because they're voiced by Allison Janney? more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: *sigh* Oh, J-Lo. We already stood up for you this weekend. But never mind any other time you kept someone(s) waiting -- weren't you late for, uh ... t... more » labeled: Yay, Chris Isaak (here with LeAnn Rimes, doing Elvis). I am so topical. more » labeled: Wait, we're missing the serious point here: J.Lo seems to be turning into Miley Cyrus. Or someone - who's your call? Discuss. more » TildeMarks: Is it ever not too early for Joe Francis doing anything? Ugh. more » AllieBaba: People, let's focus on what's important here: Peter Jackson! The Hobbit!!! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss. more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Cybill Shepherd, name-dropping in style! (seriously, that's how it's done, folks. If you're going to do it, go for the gold.) Unrelated... I accident... more » lilbobbytables: Oh God. Carrie Prejean + singing = permanent eye damage caused by excessive eye rolling. Prejean, you are on notice! I will be sending you my Optometr... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: America Ferrara's quote really hits home for me. One of my students last spring was such an inspiration--Latina, five years younger than I am, had her... more » rednrowdy: Kim Kardashian: "I've always wanted to buy a big house myself and it is so gratifying to be able to..because the only reason i'm famous is that i had ... more » dangerslut: You know, I think there were fits and starts of Gwyneth being talented. And then it all just went straight to her head and she started believing her ... more » AmericanSplendor: If asshole is communicable, Kate Hudson's got the fever from kissing that hunk o' roids. more » Breamworthy: Michael Jackson was losing 5-6 pounds a day? If this was true, he would have disappeared completely after about a month. OMG, wait a second... more » tudobem: Oh Blythe. That's so cute. It reminds of how my mom likes to tell people how my brother was potty trained at 10 months. Moms are sweet and obviously h... more » jetmore: I did not realize that focusing on your relationship with your kids required multiple girlfriends, expensive shoes, and trips to France. Clearly, he ... more » A Small Turnip: NO SERIOUSLY. Alex Skarsgard is too fucking cute to be allowed. more » Breamworthy: Note to Cybill Shepherd: If people aren't taking you seriously, talking about "my mentor, Orson Welles" probably won't help. more » NefariousNewt: I'll admit it: I was late to J-Lo's bash. Got trapped on the Northern State after picking up Jon Gosselin and all his girlfriends. Would have been out... more » jeepgirl: Next stop for Jon Gosselin - The Ivy for lunch, after which he will claim that his dietary choices are personal and private and he will begin dating ... more » le monde is rond: I was pretty ambivalent about Denis Leary but he just gained about 100 extra credit zombie points in my book. more » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
-
#dirtbag
Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
-
#dirtbag
Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
-
#dirtbag
Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!
- The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]
-
