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more about #blowjobs more comments → PersonOfInterest: Jezebel is destroying the economy. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » SomeAuthorGirl: I don't want to live in a world without CockBibs. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » wtfox?!: Sigh... tonight I'll rub one out for the Cockbib. RIP, my man. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » sybann: The demand has dried up (into a crusty stain)? #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » PaintedTrollop: So, the inventor has shot his wad, and must file for bankruptcy? I bet he's teste about that. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I shall play taps upon the meat flute, anon. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » Friday: This just in: Men Enjoy Saliva On Their Balls! Stay tuned for more shit we all already knew! #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » futuremouse: And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cockbib crow twice, thou shalt deny my business thrice. And when he thought the... more » BetteD: Ah, the Year of the Douchebag is in it's death throes. Rejoice my lovelies! #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » rodmanstreet: Poor dude just couldn't compete with Dick Towels. Although he could repurpose the leftover inventory and make some pretty bitchin' kitten mittens! #... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: And we gave him all that free publicity, too. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » BearDownCBears: Great, NOW what am I supposed to get Dad for Christmas? A fucking tie? #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » kookla: That sucks! #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » CurtCole: O Cockbib my Cockbib! our fearful slurp is done, The boner has weathered every rack, the dry prize we sought is won, The hole is near, the non-spit ba... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: My sadness can only be fully expressed via LOLcat. #cockbibsoutofbusiness more » -
#fail
CockBibs Out Of Business?
The CockBibs website is no more. Could this mean that the business has gone belly-up? Perhaps its inventor overestimated the market for dry-ball blowjobs. [Washington City Paper] -
#downunder
Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
An Australian woman denies that practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio, led to an accident: "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place..." More » -
#potpsychology
"Do People Really Use Condoms For Blow Jobs?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#wtf
Neckline Slimmer: Get A Thinner Neck By Simulating Oral Sex
The commercial for the Neckline Slimmer claims the product "does for your neckline what exercise does for your body." To us, it seems like it "does for your neckline what blow jobs do"—minus the pearl necklace. More » -
#badvertising
Blow Job Jokes Abound With Gross New BK Ad
Oh brother. "It'll blow your mind away," reads this new and annoying ad (via Singapore) from Burger King, which illustrates rather explicitly the link between food and sex, but in the most disturbing way.
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#suckynews
Oral Sex May Lead To Tonsil Cancer
Since the 1970s, the number of people with tonsil cancer in Stockholm has tripled. Now researchers have linked the increase to HPV and say the rise of oral sex during this time is to blame. More » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
This Lipstick Ad Will Blow You Away
It's fairly obvious that a man, and not a Peggy-Olson-ish female approved the art and was the creative force behind this vintage advertisement for Tangee lipcolor. Because: WTF? Click to enlarge. [Vintage Ads] -
#trashtv
Bad Girls Club: Toothy Blow Jobs, Puking In Limos
On last night's episode, Amber gave a BJ to a guy in a bar. He complained that it was "toothy." Meanwhile, the other Amber went out to their limo and ralphed. More » -
