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    OneTwoPunch: Wow. Just. Wow. Who!? What!? And..WHERE?! G-d where was this created?! more »
    JLady: That is so the kind of kit Buffy should have had (not that her giant blanket box of weapons wasn't also cool). It's just so portable and deadly lookin... more »
    bowleserised: These kits are fakes, but fun. #vampirekillingkit more »
    laikapants: As awesome as that is, I like to keep it simple with my Zombie Preparedness Kit (yes yes, different type of undead horror, but I'm fairly certain shot... more »
    morninggloria: What if the vampire is Jewish? Do you only need the Old Testament to ward him off? How about a Muslim vampire? Should you show them a copy of the Q... more »
    Lymed: Of course, the original owner of that box was killed by Angelus. #vampirekillingkit more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: Too bad it would do nothing for Edward since Stephanie Meyer decided to trade pretty much everything in folklore for sparkles and baseball (there's no... more »
    hortense: I think I'll just be cheap and lazy and fall asleep next to an order of garlic bread. #vampirekillingkit more »
    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: That seems like an excessive number of Bibles, how many do you really need for vampires? Also, what about the holy water? #vampirekillingkit more »
    YourScreenplaySucks: Alternatively, you can come to my grandmother's attic and pick up a few crusty old bibles, candles, & crosses for free. #vampirekillingkit more »
    Lymed: Does it include soap to wash away the sparkles? #vampirekillingkit more »
    Rare Affinity: UK Jezzies can see Stephen Moyer of Tru Blood fame in the 1988 vampire series, Ultraviolet, on 4OD. Clearly being in television shows about vampires ... more »
    IndignationCoordinator: Ah, perfect. I was actually in the market for something to to spend thousands of dollars on and shove to the back of my closet, never to be seen agai... more »
    stacyinbean: Can I just say I am completely caught up in this vampire crap. I don't know how or why, and I won't watch/read Twilight or The Vampire Diaries but I h... more »
    thelastsara: "I call him Mr. Pointy."Sorry, all my vampire references come from Buffy. #vampirekillingkit more »
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    Vampires Are Everywhere. It's Best To Be Prepared.

    Look, between True Blood, Twilight and The Vampire Diaries, it's wise to have your crosses in a row. A few thousand dollars will get you a steampunky-looking 19th century vampire-killing kit. Better safe than sorry! [Boing Boing]
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    Undead

    To celebrate New Moon's premiere, Little, Brown, publishers of the Twilight series, are rolling out a "New Moon Collector's Edition," a Breaking Dawn hardcover, a concert DVD(?) and a set of journals. [PW]
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    Vampires Will Not Die

    Familiar with Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake series? You'll be happy to know that the books will be a TV series on IFC. Oh, the heroine's female, but the channel's marketing the show to dudes. [Publishers Weekly]
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    The Creepiest Craft Ever Crafted

    Can you guess what this is? It's a womb. Not just any womb; Bella's womb. With actual felted mutant fetus inside. A Twilight fan made it. Interior after the jump; click if you dare. [Cinematical] More »